# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1202 "2015-08-04T18:17:57Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Simple. Change the gravitational constant of the universe. LAFORGE: You know, this might work. We can’t change the gravitational constant of the universe, but if we wrap a low level warp field around that moon, we could reduce its gravitational constant. Make it lighter so we can push it. Q: Glad I could help. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2015, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1203 "2015-08-04T20:16:38Z")
Buried deep within you, beneath all the years of pain and anger, there is something that has never been nurtured: the potential to make yourself a better man. And that is what it is to be human. To make yourself more than you are. Oh, yes — I know you. There was a time you looked at the stars and dreamed of what might be. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2015, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1204 "2015-08-04T23:01:11Z")
Do not show your face in this town again. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1205 "2015-08-05T17:22:51Z")
Move, puny human animal! ---
**Author:** ![zadscmc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@zadscmc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zadscmc)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1206 "2015-08-07T13:50:08Z")
Not quite, Doctor. The field draws its energy FROM your bodies. The more you resist, the stronger the force field becomes. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1207 "2015-08-07T14:02:02Z")
Often Wrong’s got a broken heart - Can’t even tell his boys apart. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1208 "2015-08-26T23:50:04Z")
I gave you an order, lieutenant! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1209 "2015-08-27T00:55:44Z")
You’ll be charged with mutiny! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1210 "2015-08-27T14:11:42Z")
KIRK [OC]: Where are you? SPOCK: I don’t believe I want to tell you. 🆒 … KIRK: 😕 Spock, I don’t know what you think you’re doing, but this is an order. Report back to me at the settlement in ten minutes. We’re evacuating all colonists to Starbase Twenty Seven. … SPOCK: No, I don’t think so. 🆒 … KIRK: :eek: You don’t think so, _ **what?** _ … SPOCK: :dubious: I don’t think so, sir! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1211 "2015-08-27T14:19:08Z")
Ship! … Out of danger!? … [gasp…cough] ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1212 "2015-08-27T18:39:35Z")
It’s a human drink. It’s called root beer. …Eh, I dunno. Come on. Aren’t you just the least bit curious? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1213 "2015-08-27T19:01:27Z")
It’s _vile!_ [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DWIVEuK5ATw/hqdefault.jpg "Star Trek DS9 - Just like the Federation (root beer).avi") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWIVEuK5ATw) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1214 "2015-08-28T01:47:00Z")
Where I come from, that’s soda pop. This is a drink for a man. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1215 "2015-08-28T02:32:27Z")
It is… _sniffs_ It is… it is green. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1216 "2015-08-30T19:46:29Z")
Don’t call me Tiny. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1217 "2015-08-30T20:30:54Z")
Doctor, do I understand him correctly? Are you casting me in the role of Satan? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1218 "2015-08-31T13:43:40Z")
So _that’s_ when you hit the Klingons? ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1219 "2015-09-02T14:31:24Z")
SCOTT: They called the Enterprise a garbage scow, sir. … … … SCOTT: Well, sir, this was a matter of pride. Slightly edited from: > **[The Star Trek Transcripts - The Trouble With Tribbles](http://www.chakoteya.net/StarTrek/42.htm)** > > Star Trek Enterprise episode transcripts ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1220 "2015-09-02T14:50:54Z")
Riker: They make love at the drop of a hat. Tasha Yar: Any hat…sir. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1221 "2015-09-07T18:23:17Z")
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