# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1242 "2015-10-01T14:44:27Z")
Everybody remember where we parked. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1243 "2015-10-01T15:22:17Z")
Diamonds. The hardest known substance. Impelled by sufficient force, they would make formidable projectiles. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1244 "2015-10-02T03:00:09Z")
Enjoy your shore leave, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1245 "2015-10-02T13:49:34Z")
Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash this blood clean from my hands? ---
**Author:** ![TheSpeculationElucidation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@TheSpeculationElucidation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheSpeculationElucidation)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1246 "2015-10-05T08:16:32Z")
Worf: -ROARS- That is how the Klingon lures a mate. Wesley: Are you telling me to yell at Salia? Worf: No. Men do not roar. Women roar. And they hurl heavy objects… And claw at you… Wesley: What does the man do? Worf: He reads love poetry. He ducks a lot. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1247 "2015-10-05T15:57:51Z")
Fire at will! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1248 "2015-10-05T16:11:11Z")
She walks in beauty, like the night. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1249 "2015-10-05T16:13:16Z")
Human females are so repulsive! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1250 "2015-10-05T16:59:29Z")
Gracie is pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1251 "2015-10-05T17:03:06Z")
I will _feed_ him. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1252 "2015-10-05T23:04:36Z")
The joys of love made her human, and the agonies of love destroyed her. ---
**Author:** ![TheSpeculationElucidation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@TheSpeculationElucidation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheSpeculationElucidation)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1253 "2015-10-07T10:18:49Z")
SPOCK: Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them. [There are so many pages to look through, I’m not sure what has already been said.] ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1254 "2015-10-07T11:51:12Z")
It’s random. No need to worry about repetition. The women! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1255 "2015-10-07T13:10:01Z")
[OK, the pilot it is…] You want me to test my theory out on your head? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1256 "2015-10-07T14:07:35Z")
A hunch, Captain? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1257 "2015-10-07T14:45:10Z")
Poetry, Captain? Non-regulation. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1258 "2015-10-07T16:16:43Z")
Non-sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1259 "2015-10-07T19:00:28Z")
“He will need to be fed once a day. He prefers Feline Supplement Number 25… And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox. And you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat. And a good cat.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1260 "2015-10-07T19:04:55Z")
With… all due respect… **BE GONE!** …sir. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1261 "2015-10-07T22:40:35Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “He will need to be fed once a day. He prefers Feline Supplement Number 25… And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox. And you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat. And a good cat.” I will FEED him. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=62) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=64)