# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![TheSpeculationElucidation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@TheSpeculationElucidation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheSpeculationElucidation)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1262 "2015-10-08T07:21:40Z")
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1263 "2015-10-08T18:37:13Z")
I know engineers. They _love_ to change things. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1264 "2015-10-08T23:05:32Z")
I’ve got it, the disease. Love. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1265 "2015-10-09T04:12:38Z")
I’d advise ya ta keep dialin’. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1266 "2015-10-11T01:16:52Z")
_Enterprise,_ what we got back… didn’t live long. Fortunately. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1267 "2015-10-11T03:13:59Z")
I signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1268 "2015-10-11T03:16:51Z")
I want to stay … stay … stay … ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1269 "2015-10-11T04:04:04Z")
I would’ve…I would’ve…I would’ve…I would’ve. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1270 "2015-10-11T04:48:12Z")
“I’m afraid.” “I knooooooooow…” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1271 "2015-10-11T16:05:47Z")
Detonator. Fuse. Primer. Mashie. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1272 "2015-10-11T16:30:45Z")
“Three minutes left. That wasn’t even dramatic.” “Sorry. Next time.” (From one of the novels.) ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2015, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1273 "2015-10-30T19:50:23Z")
“We’re not leaving without our shuttle crew.” “I _warn_ you…” “Enough! We have people who need our attention. We won’t hurt you, but we must help them.” WHAM! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2015, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1274 "2015-10-30T22:41:44Z")
Please. I must touch you. I beg it. It is my existence. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1275 "2015-10-31T00:54:15Z")
You exist here. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1276 "2015-10-31T03:25:08Z")
I love Italian. And so do you. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2015, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1277 "2015-10-31T12:34:32Z")
You’re not exactly catching us at our best. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1278 "2015-10-31T16:46:24Z")
“You’re the Captain now, Mr. Kirk.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2015, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1279 "2015-10-31T18:19:13Z")
In a pig’s eye… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1280 "2015-10-31T18:42:18Z")
This unit must die. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1281 "2015-11-03T18:38:47Z")
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