# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1282 "2015-11-03T18:43:27Z")
… Spock … Help me … Spock … ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1283 "2015-11-03T18:49:28Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > The guilty party has his choice: death by electrocution, death by gas, death by phaser, death by hanging… Oh man, no death by snu snu? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1284 "2015-11-04T02:40:48Z")
The key word in your entire peroration, Mister Spock, was, _death_. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1285 "2015-11-04T15:21:19Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Oh man, no death by snu snu? They make love at the drop of a hat. ANY hat. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1286 "2015-11-04T21:13:19Z")
I am going to kill him with my bare hands. I am going to grab him by the throat and rip out his esophagus…! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1287 "2015-11-05T02:20:47Z")
I do not expect you to understand. You are a Romulan. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1288 "2015-11-05T02:41:18Z")
Captain, whoever he is, he sure talks gloomy. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1289 "2015-11-05T03:29:41Z")
Our perimeter sensors are picking up subspace oscillations… what the hell does that mean…? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1290 "2015-11-05T12:20:15Z")
It’s almost a gibberish. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1291 "2015-11-05T18:27:32Z")
We’re dead, Geordi. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1292 "2015-11-09T20:32:48Z")
**O’Brien:** All right, just don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. **Nog:** Chief, I can’t operate under those kinds of restrictions. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1293 "2015-11-09T21:55:54Z")
Includle-ing the kiddle-lies? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1294 "2015-11-10T01:24:42Z")
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1295 "2015-11-10T03:02:52Z")
After what happened in Quark’s, I don’t think you have to worry about an overcrowded social schedule. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1296 "2015-11-13T01:24:13Z")
My oath of celibacy is on record, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1297 "2015-11-13T01:44:32Z")
He’s as tightlipped about it as an Aldebaran Shellmouth. No use to ask him, Jim. He won’t talk. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1298 "2015-11-13T20:16:22Z")
Root beer… this is the end of Ferengi civilization… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2015, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1299 "2015-11-16T19:13:18Z")
**Quark:** You see? We’re nothing like you. We’re better. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a lock to pick. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2015, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1300 "2015-11-17T05:51:03Z")
My friend is obviously Chinese. I see you’ve noticed the ears. They’re actually easy to explain… He caught his head in a mechanical… rice picker. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2015, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1301 "2015-11-17T14:11:09Z")
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