# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 66
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2015, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1302 "2015-11-17T15:47:22Z")
A question! Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1303 "2015-11-17T19:41:39Z")
They’re called the Borg. Protect yourself, Captain, or they’ll destroy you. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1304 "2015-11-21T07:16:55Z")
**Prophet:** Baseball. What is this? **Sisko:** I was afraid you’d ask that… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2015, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1305 "2015-11-22T16:41:40Z")
A very interesting game, this poker. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1306 "2015-11-22T18:29:01Z")
**Wesley:** I don’t think so. I fold. **Geordi:** With three jacks? What, are you _kidding?!_ Wesley, you may get straight A’s in school, but there’s a _lot_ you need to learn about poker. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1307 "2015-11-22T18:38:56Z")
Oh, look what you got, two jacks. You got a half fizzbin already. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2015, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1308 "2015-11-22T19:48:43Z")
**Locutus:** I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service… us. _Big, dramatic music…_ **Riker:** Mr. Worf… fire. **TO BE CONTINUED** **My dad:** Nooooooo! **Me (even 20 years later):** Brrrr! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1309 "2015-11-23T01:17:35Z")
Relieve Commodore Decker of command, Spock. That’s a direct order. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1310 "2015-11-23T18:50:53Z")
Then take your best shot, Locutus, because we are about to intervene. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1311 "2015-11-24T01:56:52Z")
Sleep. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1312 "2015-11-24T02:05:44Z")
I’m with Starfleet. We don’t lie. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1313 "2015-11-24T02:06:33Z")
I am B 4 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1314 "2015-11-24T14:30:49Z")
The troublesome little manchild… Are you prepared for the kind of death you’ve earned, little man? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1315 "2015-11-24T16:21:41Z")
Mister Kim, we’re Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job. (Side note: Just got this very cool miniature ST:TOS USS _Enterprise_. Diecast metal, well-detailed and painted, and fits in the palm of your hand: [http://www.historicaviation.com/USS-Enterprise-NCC-1701-Die-Cast-Model/productinfo/0097657/](http://www.historicaviation.com/USS-Enterprise-NCC-1701-Die-Cast-Model/productinfo/0097657/). A good holiday gift for any Trekker!). ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1316 "2015-11-24T16:23:30Z")
Listen to me! You can’t have a runabout, you cannot get your medical supplies, and I don’t give a DAMN about the colonization schedule! Those colonists can make do with a box of _bandages,_ for all I care! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1317 "2015-11-24T20:32:46Z")
If I save your butt, your life belongs to me. Isn’t that some kind of Indian custom? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1318 "2015-11-24T22:19:54Z")
Because I don’t want to end up like my _father!_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1319 "2015-11-25T05:18:32Z")
Now we’ve got them right where they want us. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1320 "2015-11-25T18:17:19Z")
Fortune favors the bold. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1321 "2015-11-25T20:32:18Z")
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