# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1322 "2015-11-25T21:12:48Z")
CAPTAIN PICARD! I cannot allow you to leave… until we can go forward. The cycle must end. _ZAP!_ ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1323 "2015-11-25T21:40:42Z")
Well, I’m not wading through 27 pages to see if I’m duplicating someone else, so I’m going to leave this hear for the hell of it because I died laughing the first time I heard it. **Captain, I must protest. I am not a Merry Man!** ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1324 "2015-11-25T21:42:01Z")
“Are you wearing your hair differently, Lieutenant?” “It’s still regulation, Admiral.” (Somehow, I kind of doubt that, but hey, it’s the 23rd (?) century.) ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1325 "2015-11-25T21:43:07Z")
Benjamin Sisko. “Computer, delete entire log entry.” _In the Pale Moonlight._ Best episode of all the Treks ever. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1326 "2015-11-25T21:51:48Z")
Good dog, Porthos ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1327 "2015-11-25T22:16:12Z")
“How’d you like your first command?” “…Comfortable chair.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2015, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1328 "2015-11-26T04:22:38Z")
Oh, well, now. Aren’t you contentious for a minor bipedal species? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1329 "2015-11-27T18:22:22Z")
What are you, Worf? Do you tremble and quake with fear at the approach of combat… hoping to talk your way out of a fight… like a Human… or do you hear the cry of the warrior… calling you to battle… calling you to glory… like a Klingon? Are you one of us? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1330 "2015-11-27T21:05:13Z")
Time is the fire in which we burn. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1331 "2015-11-28T01:30:23Z")
I know Klingons like to be alone on their birthday. You probably want to meditate, or hit yourself with a pain stick or something. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1332 "2015-11-28T03:47:29Z")
Harry Mudd AKA Leo Walsh: “You’re a hard man, Captain.” Kirk: “And you’re a liar, Mr. Walsh. I think we understand each other.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1333 "2015-11-28T20:41:40Z")
Create an adversary capable of defeating Data. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1334 "2015-11-30T06:44:02Z")
Here’s something a little different: “He’s _dead_, Jim!” [indent]-- Paris (played by Leonard Nimoy) to Jim Phelps, at the scene – of a drive-by shooting at a sidewalk cafe.[/indent] (I swear it, they wrote that into the script on purpose. I wonder how many takes they had to shoot before they managed to play the scene with straight faces.) ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1335 "2015-11-30T16:47:27Z")
… except on Tuesdays. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1336 "2015-11-30T18:39:05Z")
Jim, this man is a Klingon! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1337 "2015-11-30T19:12:36Z")
This is NOT Nancy, Doctor! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1338 "2015-11-30T20:34:59Z")
“I will KILL you, and those in the shuttle!” “But you will still be here! In this place! Forever. Alone. Immortal!” “GWAAAAAAH!” “I’m not taking you anywhere.” ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1339 "2015-12-01T15:43:11Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > Jim, this man is a Klingon! > [@John\_DiFool](#): > > This is NOT Nancy, Doctor! Mind your own business, Mister Spock. I’m sick of your half-breed interference, do you hear? Mind your own business, Mister Spock. I’m sick of your half-breed– {then passes out as duplicate awakens} ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1340 "2015-12-01T23:57:21Z")
I think you should be destroyed. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1341 "2015-12-02T00:30:35Z")
I thank you for your sympathy, but she is here. Her presence so enriched my life that I could not allow her to pass into oblivion. So I incorporated her programs back into my own. I have transferred her memories to me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=66) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=68)