# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1362 "2015-12-08T17:09:37Z")
Admiral… where’s Sloan? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2015, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1363 "2015-12-09T02:01:54Z")
To HELL with our orders. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2015, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1364 "2015-12-09T12:42:55Z")
Ohhhhhh, shit! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1365 "2015-12-09T20:44:30Z")
I will _feed_ him. :: sneezes :: ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1366 "2015-12-09T21:15:07Z")
I am a Klingon warrior, and a Starfleet officer. I’ve piloted starships through Dominion minefields; I’ve stood in battle against Kelvans twice my size; I courted and won the heart of the magnificent Jadzia Dax. If I can do these things, I can make this child go to sleep! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2015, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1367 "2015-12-09T22:47:59Z")
**O’Brien:** Ensign Crusher. **Wesley:** Yes, sir. **O’Brien:** If you ever touch my transporter again, I’ll kill you. (From the screenplay of “The Ensigns of Command”). ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1368 "2015-12-10T03:23:46Z")
A cranky transporter’s a mighty finicky piece of machinery to be gambling your life on, sir. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1369 "2015-12-10T20:22:24Z")
**Dukat:** Just remember when you fire that thing, you’re aiming it at a Klingon. **Garak:** I’ll try to keep that in mind. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1370 "2015-12-11T17:50:33Z")
WORF: For what we consider love, sir, I would need a Klingon woman. RIKER: What about plain old basic sex? You must have some need for that. WORF: Of course, but with the females available to me, sir, Earth females, I must restrain myself too much. They are quite fragile, sir. :dubious: * * * That was from the Trek Transcripts site. “Justice” from season 1 of TNG. (Except that I added the emoticon.) But you may be interested in this site I found through a google search. (I have a less than super-powerful memory once we go past TOS.) [HERE IT IS!](https://www.astro.umd.edu/~avondale/extra/StarTrek/QuotesFromEpisodes/Worfisms.html) ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1371 "2015-12-11T18:26:28Z")
Seldom have I heard an explanation so… well-rehearsed. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1372 "2015-12-12T00:00:19Z")
He’s _biting_ that female! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1373 "2015-12-12T04:08:24Z")
A lie is a very poor way to say hello. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1374 "2015-12-12T21:17:45Z")
The advocate will refrain from making her opponent disappear. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2015, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1375 "2015-12-13T04:54:52Z")
He had a mean look. I had to freeze him. I like happy looks. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2015, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1376 "2015-12-13T07:03:34Z")
He would not have injured you. Recognize this? The stun setting? ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1377 "2015-12-15T14:28:37Z")
… She’s not the same. Not like you. She’s, she’s just a girl. You’re, you smell like a girl… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1378 "2015-12-15T14:36:06Z")
Very nice, Mr. Ears. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1379 "2015-12-15T15:49:39Z")
We slith among the mimsey toves, and gyre among the borogoves. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1380 "2015-12-15T16:52:27Z")
Don’t you think he’s funny? I think he’s funny. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1381 "2015-12-15T17:22:50Z")
Maybe he could play something with a little more… bounce to it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=68) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=70)