# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/121 "2014-09-11T17:09:46Z")
We reach. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/122 "2014-09-11T17:20:12Z")
Where’s the sport in a simple hanging? ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/123 "2014-09-11T17:22:34Z")
Calculate, to the last digit, the value of … pi. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/124 "2014-09-11T17:32:58Z")
Each player gets six cards – except for the player on the dealer’s right. He gets seven. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/125 "2014-09-11T17:36:07Z")
♫ _I’ll take you home again, Kathleen…_ ♫ ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/126 "2014-09-11T17:41:04Z")
You’ve got a hard lip, Herbert. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/127 "2014-09-11T17:44:04Z")
“No ice cream tonight!” ☹ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/128 "2014-09-11T17:56:28Z")
“Oh.” ---
**Author:** ![Oglomott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oglomott/32/3543_2.png) [@Oglomott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oglomott)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/129 "2014-09-11T18:11:35Z")
“Live long and prosper, image of Surak”. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/130 "2014-09-11T18:49:52Z")
Carry on, Mr. Broccoli. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/131 "2014-09-11T18:54:27Z")
Spot. This is down. Down is _good_. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/132 "2014-09-11T18:56:54Z")
Lifeforms! You tiny little lifeforms! You precious little lifeforms! Where are you?! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/133 "2014-09-11T19:08:53Z")
How do you feel? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/134 "2014-09-11T19:42:00Z")
Leo Walsh AKA Harry Mudd: “You’re a hard man, Captain.” Kirk: “And you’re a liar, Mr. Walsh. I think we understand each other.” ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/135 "2014-09-11T20:01:47Z")
So this is a MarshMellon. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/136 "2014-09-11T20:25:51Z")
Wesley: “He expects the impossible!” LaForge: “That’s the short definition of ‘Captain.’” ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/137 "2014-09-11T20:49:00Z")
I know what time it is. I don’t need a bloomin’ cuckoo clock. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/138 "2014-09-11T20:57:36Z")
Scotty to LaForge: Ach, No! You didn’t tell him how long it would Actually take, did you? ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/139 "2014-09-11T21:43:05Z")
“I’m with Starfleet. We don’t lie.” ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/140 "2014-09-11T21:47:31Z")
**Quark** : I want you to try something for me. Take a sip of this. **Elim Garak** : What is it? **Quark** : A human drink. It’s called root beer. **Elim Garak** : [unwilling] Uh, I don’t know… **Quark** : Come on, aren’t you just a little bit curious? [Garak sighs, takes a sip and gags] **Quark** : What do you think? **Elim Garak** : It’s _vile_! **Quark** : I know. It’s so bubbly, and cloying, and _happy_. **Elim Garak** : Just like the Federation. **Quark** : But you know what’s really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to _like_ it. **Elim Garak** : It’s insidious! **Quark** : _Just_ like the Federation. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=8)