# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 71
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1402 "2015-12-29T15:10:27Z")
Possibly already said here, but I don’t have time to word search through all the pages… “I am _not_ Herbert!” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1403 "2015-12-29T20:00:06Z")
Nice hat. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1404 "2016-01-01T18:10:41Z")
The knowledge and experience of the human, Picard, is part of us now. It has prepared us for all possible courses of action. Your resistance is hopeless… Number One. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1405 "2016-01-01T21:32:01Z")
Sounds like fun. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1406 "2016-01-03T08:30:18Z")
Lemme get this straight. You want me to take off… your head? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1407 "2016-01-03T16:27:55Z")
So, if you jump up and down like an idiot, that is considered funny? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1408 "2016-01-03T17:11:42Z")
One damn minute, Admiral ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1409 "2016-01-03T17:19:59Z")
The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the monkey suit has to go. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2016, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1410 "2016-01-04T18:36:44Z")
“The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it’s scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based! And if you can’t find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about what happened, you don’t deserve to wear that uniform! I’m going to make this simple for you, Mr. Crusher: Either you come forward and tell Admiral Brand what really took place, or I will.” “Captain…” “Dismissed!” Picard and Cadet Wesley Crusher ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1411 "2016-01-05T00:53:36Z")
KIRK: Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Remember that! Everything Harry tells you is a lie. MUDD: Listen to this carefully, Norman. I am lying. NORMAN: You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie. You lie. You tell the truth. But you cannot for. Illogical! Illogical! Please explain. You are human. Only humans can explain their behaviour. Please explain. KIRK: I am not programmed to respond in that area. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1412 "2016-01-05T00:59:58Z")
An emotional response? A logical one. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1413 "2016-01-05T01:25:46Z")
“A lie?” “A choice.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1414 "2016-01-05T04:11:55Z")
A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1415 "2016-01-05T04:53:23Z")
“You lied!” “I exaggerated.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1416 "2016-01-05T14:09:31Z")
Vulcans never bluff. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1417 "2016-01-05T14:25:01Z")
We will tell them the truth. _ **All** _ of the truth. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1418 "2016-01-05T14:59:50Z")
Kill… Kill you all… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1419 "2016-01-05T17:56:45Z")
Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1420 "2016-01-05T18:03:02Z")
KIRK: It never makes any sense… We both have to know that there was a reason. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1421 "2016-01-05T18:06:36Z")
BELE: I once heard that on some of your planets people believe they are descended from… apesss. :dubious: SPOCK: The actual theory is that all life-forms evolved from the lower levels to the more advanced stages. 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=70) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=72)