# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 72
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1422 "2016-01-05T18:09:21Z")
O’Brien… oh yes. Weren’t you one of the little people? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1423 "2016-01-05T18:15:58Z")
Take it. It’s not a cheat. It’s a miracle for some man who can appreciate it and who needs it. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2016, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1424 "2016-01-06T00:57:02Z")
By golly, Jim, I’m beginning to think I can cure a rainy day. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2016, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1425 "2016-01-06T16:05:04Z")
All of my old friends look like doctors. All of his look like you. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2016, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1426 "2016-01-06T19:42:47Z")
Well, don’t look at _me,_ it’s the _tribbles_ who are breeding! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1427 "2016-01-07T00:23:17Z")
It would destroy such life in favor of its new matrix. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1428 "2016-01-07T00:29:02Z")
Ugly giant bags of mostly water. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1429 "2016-01-07T16:26:01Z")
You judge yourselves against the pitiful adversaries you have encountered so far. The Romulans, the Klingons… :rolleyes: They are nothing compared to what’s waiting… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1430 "2016-01-07T17:54:10Z")
Hailing frequencies open, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1431 "2016-01-07T19:37:46Z")
"Worf, it sounds like it works great for the Klingons, but… I think I need to try something a little less… dangerous?” “Go to her door, beg like a human.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1432 "2016-01-07T19:46:56Z")
It’s like a jigsaw puzzle, all one color. No key to where the pieces fit in. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1433 "2016-01-07T22:19:00Z")
Why? Why, to give you a taste of your future. A preview of things to come. _Con permiso, Capitan._ The hall is rented; the orchestra engaged. Now it’s time to see if you can dance. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1434 "2016-01-08T01:36:55Z")
Fighting off all the species which you’ve insulted would be a full-time mission. That’s not the one I signed up for. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1435 "2016-01-08T10:07:16Z")
“You brought us here, you exposed us to them, and you cost us the lives of our shipmates!” "…Oh, _please."_ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1436 "2016-01-08T15:06:06Z")
I am sensing an emotional presence, Captain. I would normally describe it as being terrified. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1437 "2016-01-08T17:18:03Z")
Kirk: “Are you afraid of cars?” Spock: “Not at all, Captain. It’s your driving that alarms me.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1438 "2016-01-08T20:22:18Z")
“Sure you won’t change your mind?” “Is there something wrong with the one I have?” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1439 "2016-01-09T00:38:41Z")
So, is it worth something to you? Or should I just punch up ‘clear’? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1440 "2016-01-09T02:31:20Z")
And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a wagon. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1441 "2016-01-13T20:00:20Z")
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