# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1462 "2016-03-28T20:19:01Z")
I’m a Doctor, not a counterinsurgent. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1463 "2016-03-29T04:27:51Z")
I will _feed_ him. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1464 "2016-04-27T11:16:30Z")
Looks like you’ve got your evening all planned out. Hope you left room for the unexpected. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1465 "2016-04-27T15:35:39Z")
Just go to sleep. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1466 "2016-04-27T16:15:09Z")
Nice legs. For a human. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1467 "2016-04-27T22:08:32Z")
Well, double dumbass on YOU! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1468 "2016-05-02T18:55:09Z")
Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most… human. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1469 "2016-05-02T19:30:18Z")
Receive from us, Spock, this symbol of total logic. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1470 "2016-05-02T19:34:47Z")
Logic, logic! I’m sick to death of logic. Do you want to know how I feel about your logic? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1471 "2016-05-02T21:43:27Z")
Goodness’ sake, the man’s talking about logic. We’re talking about universal Armageddon! You green-blooded, inhuman–! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1472 "2016-05-02T23:24:36Z")
Y’know, Jim, I’m beginning to think I could cure a rainy day! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1473 "2016-05-02T23:51:12Z")
If there’s nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the universe! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1474 "2016-05-03T00:53:59Z")
KIRK: So you’re the terrible thing, the murdering monster. The creature. LAZARUS 2: Yes, Captain. Or he is. It depends on your point of view, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1475 "2016-05-04T22:04:17Z")
My great-grandfather was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of intense pain, the snake died. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1476 "2016-05-04T23:12:54Z")
One damn minute, Admiral ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2016, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1477 "2016-05-07T18:39:25Z")
Data: She brought me closer to humanity than I ever thought possible, and for a time…I was tempted by her offer. Jean-Luc Picard: How long a time? Data: Zero-point-six-eight seconds, sir. For an android, that is nearly an eternity. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1478 "2016-05-08T21:58:22Z")
And now, crew, I will render ‘Kathleen’… ONE MORE TIME! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1479 "2016-05-09T00:45:23Z")
I canna change the laws of physics! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1480 "2016-05-09T04:06:10Z")
There are times when I envy you, Mr. Data. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1481 "2016-05-13T12:37:37Z")
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