# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 76
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1502 "2016-06-04T12:56:05Z")
“But you can’t possibly believe that James Kirk assassinated the chancellor of the High Council.” “Mr. President… I don’t know _what_ to believe.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1503 "2016-06-05T03:56:25Z")
“I’d advise ya to keep dialin’.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1504 "2016-06-05T04:18:56Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “I’d advise ya to keep dialin’.” Sorry to nitpick, **EH** , but you’re off by one teeny letter, but it makes the line even funnier: **Spock** : [Gangster accent] I would advise **yas** to keep dialin’, Oxmyx. Still friends? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1505 "2016-06-05T15:35:00Z")
You speak very strangely, friend. Are you from away? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1506 "2016-06-05T17:34:53Z")
ODO! **TALK** to me! TELL me something! Anything. LIE if you have to, but say it now, PLEASE! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1507 "2016-06-05T21:33:53Z")
Of course you should come! The splendor of fighting and killing; a bloodbath in the cause of vengeance - who wouldn’t want to come? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1508 "2016-06-05T23:31:11Z")
A shame, Captain. It would have been glorious. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1509 "2016-06-06T06:32:39Z")
“It is a good day to die.” “It’s never a good day to lose a friend.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1510 "2016-06-06T13:34:11Z")
A thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1511 "2016-06-08T10:25:02Z")
It’s also customary for you to show your respect… by kissing my scepter! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1512 "2016-07-09T10:29:58Z")
You are the thin, beige line between order and chaos. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1513 "2016-07-09T12:31:43Z")
KIRK: Surely Lazarus must realize what would happen if you should meet face to face outside the corridor. LAZARUS B: Of course he knows, Captain, but he’s mad. You heard him. He’s lost his mind. LAZARUS B: When our people found a way to slip through the warp and prove another universe, an identical one, existed, it was too much for him. LAZARUS B: He could not live knowing that I lived. He became obsessed with the idea of destroying me. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1514 "2016-07-13T08:53:55Z")
What does it mean, “exact change”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1515 "2016-07-13T19:07:32Z")
Your agonizer, please, Mr. Kyle. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1516 "2016-07-14T00:16:09Z")
MARTA: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, and summer’s lease hath all too soon GARTH: You wrote that? MARTA: Yesterday, as a matter of fact. GARTH: It was written by an Earth man named Shakespeare a long time ago! MARTA: Which does not alter the fact that I wrote it again yesterday! I think it’s one of my best poems, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1517 "2016-07-14T01:43:22Z")
My oath of celibacy is on record, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2016, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1518 "2016-07-15T18:23:36Z")
No, you mustn’t stop me. He’s my lover and I have to kill him. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2016, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1519 "2016-07-15T20:19:14Z")
Oh, my paws and whiskers! I’ll be late! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2016, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1520 "2016-07-15T20:23:27Z")
Mr. LaForge, why won’t my ship go? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2016, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1521 "2016-07-15T21:12:24Z")
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