# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 77
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2016, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1522 "2016-07-16T04:23:24Z")
You don’t have the _lobes_. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1523 "2016-07-25T04:26:40Z")
“Hope? :dubious: I always thought that was a human failing, Mister Spock.” “True, Doctor. Constant exposure does result in a certain degree of contamination.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1524 "2016-07-25T12:27:04Z")
In a pig’s eye. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1525 "2016-07-29T00:42:57Z")
From _Star Trek Beyond,_ hence I’ll put it in spoiler tags: You gave your girlfriend a tracking device?! ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1526 "2016-08-03T01:16:45Z")
Uhura: [shouting] Sir, if I could cut him off, don’t you think I…? [She suddenly remembers to whom she’s speaking and visibly gets her temper under control] Uhura: Yes, sir. I’ll keep trying. Capt. Kirk: [ruefully] Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1527 "2016-08-04T07:40:46Z")
Another glorious chapter in Klingon history. Tell me, do they still sing songs about the Great Tribble Hunt? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1528 "2016-08-08T18:24:31Z")
Of course you should come! The splendor of fighting and killing; a bloodbath in the cause of vengeance - who wouldn’t want to come? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1529 "2016-08-08T21:17:24Z")
To absent friends… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1530 "2016-08-08T21:32:24Z")
The needs of the one outweighed the needs of the many. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1531 "2016-08-10T18:44:57Z")
Then everything he was… everything he knew… is lost. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2016, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1532 "2016-08-13T04:08:14Z")
I’ll do it in three. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2016, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1533 "2016-08-13T09:32:29Z")
“He cheated.” “I changed the conditions of the test.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2016, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1534 "2016-08-13T11:20:14Z")
Let’s get the hell out of here. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1535 "2016-08-13T16:50:19Z")
Ah, well. There’s no accounting for taste. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1536 "2016-08-14T03:25:00Z")
I don’t like that. I don’t think I ever did, and now I’m sure! ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1537 "2016-08-14T04:23:43Z")
Queen to Queen’s level 3. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1538 "2016-08-14T12:11:46Z")
No bloody A, B, or C! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1539 "2016-08-14T14:24:40Z")
It would have been glorious. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1540 "2016-08-14T19:26:20Z")
It’s vile… It’s so bubbly and cloying and happy… Just like the Federation! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1541 "2016-08-18T03:07:15Z")
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