# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 78
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1542 "2016-08-18T15:13:44Z")
There is an old Vulcan saying, “Only Nixon could go to China.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2016, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1543 "2016-09-13T09:35:07Z")
Send to Klingon High Command: “This is Excelsior, a Federation starship. We have monitored a large explosion in your sector. Do you require assistance?” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2016, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1544 "2016-09-13T11:51:45Z")
KIRK: Before we picked you up, our ship sustained a number of incredible effects. LAZARUS: That was he! He’s death, anti-life, he lives to destroy. KIRK: Is he the thing that attacked you? LAZARUS: Yes. I give you my word. I swear it. KIRK: We don’t have any other facts, any information. LAZARUS: Then you’ll join me in my holy cause? Help me in visiting justice and vengeance upon him. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1545 "2016-09-13T15:30:32Z")
Who, me, Doctor? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2016, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1546 "2016-09-13T21:34:34Z")
That position, Mr. Scott, would not only be unavailing but also undignified. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1547 "2016-09-14T03:36:00Z")
Perhaps another time. Tuvok’s invariable response when Neelix suggests something that the Vulcan would never want to do. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1548 "2016-09-14T05:55:49Z")
Kate Pulaski: Dah-ta, look at this. Data: [looking slightly confused] ‘Day-ta’. Kate Pulaski: What? Data: My name. It is pronounced ‘Day-ta’. Kate Pulaski: Oh? Data: You called me ‘Dah-ta’. Kate Pulaski: [laughing] What’s the difference? Data: One is my name. The other is not. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1549 "2016-09-14T13:48:39Z")
I love you. But I hate _you_. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1550 "2016-09-14T14:07:24Z")
Jim, I think I liked him with a beard better. It gave him character. Of course almost any change would be a distinct improvement. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1551 "2016-09-14T15:22:51Z")
You’re so stolid. You weren’t like that before the beard. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1552 "2016-09-14T17:02:41Z")
Your agonizer, please ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1553 "2016-09-15T15:13:14Z")
Walsh/Mudd: You’re a hard man, Captain. Kirk: And you’re a liar, Mr. Walsh. I think we understand each other. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1554 "2016-09-15T16:47:22Z")
NORMAN: But there was no explosion. MUDD: I lied. NORMAN: What? KIRK: He lied. Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Remember that. Everything Harry tells you is a lie. MUDD: Listen to this carefully, Norman. I am lying. NORMAN: You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie. You lie. You tell the truth. But you cannot for. Illogical! Illogical! Please explain. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1555 "2016-09-15T18:09:07Z")
You know, coming back in time, changing history… that’s cheating. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1556 "2016-09-15T18:55:16Z")
Save her, do as your heart tells you to do, and millions will die who did not die before. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1557 "2016-09-15T19:41:33Z")
JANEWAY: Commander Chakotay was just showing me how to get in contact with my animal guide. B’ELANNA: I hope you have better luck with yours than I had with mine. CHAKOTAY: B’Elanna is the only person I know who tried to kill her animal guide. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1558 "2016-09-17T18:23:06Z")
Optimism, Captain! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1559 "2016-09-17T21:55:59Z")
Every time you look at the engine, you’re looking at me. Every time you touch it, it’s me. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1560 "2016-09-17T23:17:11Z")
Computed and recorded, dear. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1561 "2016-09-17T23:30:30Z")
You are a sham! My words were as dust upon the ground. Your blood has no fire! You are weak like them! I don’t care what you look like! YOU ARE NO KLINGON! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=77) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=79)