# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 79
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1562 "2016-09-17T23:32:42Z")
I exaggerated. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2016, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1563 "2016-09-18T19:49:30Z")
I never thought I’d say this, but it’s good to see you again. It brings a sense of order and stability to my universe to know that you’re still a pompous ass … and a damn sexy man. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2016, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1564 "2016-09-18T20:16:04Z")
CHEKOV: You know this man, Captain? KIRK: Oh, do I know him. Harcourt Fenton Mudd, thief MUDD: Come now. KIRK: Swindler and con man MUDD: Entrepreneur. KIRK: Liar and rogue. MUDD: Did I leave you with that impression? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1565 "2016-09-19T00:50:36Z")
Excuse me! Would you mind stopping that damn noise? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1566 "2016-09-19T01:27:04Z")
**Data:** I would gladly risk feeling bad at times, if it also meant that I could taste my dessert. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1567 "2016-09-19T09:24:31Z")
“Oh, yes… I hate this! It is revolting!” “More?” “Please.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1568 "2016-09-19T10:31:41Z")
Your bedside manner is admirable, Doctor. I’m sure your patients must recover quickly … (_sotto voce_) just to get away from you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1569 "2016-09-19T15:00:06Z")
I don’t need any more Antarean glow-water. I use it to polish the Spican flame gems. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1570 "2016-09-19T15:43:13Z")
I never saw one before in my life, and I hope I never see one of those fuzzy miserable things again. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1571 "2016-09-19T16:20:07Z")
If you can’t take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It’s not safe out here. It’s wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it’s not for the timid. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1572 "2016-09-19T16:47:08Z")
I’m from Iowa. I just work in outer space. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1573 "2016-09-19T17:56:26Z")
_Don’t_ call me “Tiny”. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1574 "2016-09-19T23:57:30Z")
What does that little one do, Mr. Woof? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1575 "2016-09-22T23:02:54Z")
All of us have violent instincts. We have evolved from predators … Well, not me, of course. I’ve just been programmed by you predators. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1576 "2016-09-23T01:14:06Z")
The Great Plume of Agasoria! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1577 "2016-09-23T06:13:25Z")
WORF: Your problem is that you can’t accept change. JADZIA DAX: I can’t accept change? WORF: That’s right. JADZIA DAX: You’ve got to be kidding. I’ve changed bodies six times! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1578 "2016-09-23T14:22:08Z")
KORBY: It’s still me, Christine. Roger. I’m in here. You can’t imagine how it was. I was frozen, dying. My legs were gone. I was, I had only my brain between life and death. This can be repaired easier than another man can set a broken finger. I’m still the same as I was before, Christine, perhaps even better. CHAPEL: Are you, Roger? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1579 "2016-09-23T14:46:26Z")
I can step aside as quickly as the next man. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1580 "2016-09-24T01:34:57Z")
In this galaxy, there’s a mathematical probability of three million earth-type planets … and in all the universe, three million million galaxies like this one. And in all of that, and perhaps more, only one of each of us. Don’t destroy the one named Kirk. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1581 "2016-09-24T12:32:33Z")
Captain James T. Kirk: What would you say the odds are on our getting out of here? Mr. Spock: Difficult to be precise, Captain. I should say, approximately 7,824.7 to 1. Captain James T. Kirk: Difficult to be precise? 7,824 to 1? Mr. Spock: 7,824.7 to 1. Captain James T. Kirk: That’s a pretty close approximation. Mr. Spock: I endeavor to be accurate. Captain James T. Kirk: You do quite well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=78) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=80)