# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/141 "2014-09-11T22:00:12Z")
He’s doing a countdown! This is hot dog. I hope you relish it as much as I.\* \*I’m going by memory. that quote might not be 100% correct. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/142 "2014-09-11T22:06:07Z")
“No more blah blah blah!” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/143 "2014-09-11T22:10:08Z")
If there’s nothing wrong with me, then there’s something wrong with the universe! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/144 "2014-09-11T22:13:04Z")
Witch! They’ll burn ya! ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/145 "2014-09-11T22:13:28Z")
Well, double dumbass on you! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/146 "2014-09-11T22:28:55Z")
[OP] since duplicates are random, go for it [/OP] ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/147 "2014-09-11T22:37:11Z")
I can’t believe I kissed you. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/148 "2014-09-11T22:40:58Z")
Admiral, there be whales here! ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/149 "2014-09-11T23:11:16Z")
The truth is just a substitute for a lack of imagination. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/150 "2014-09-11T23:17:39Z")
(of prune juice) A _warrior’s_ drink! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/151 "2014-09-11T23:22:57Z")
Today is a good day to die! ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/152 "2014-09-11T23:33:42Z")
You’re so stolid! You weren’t like that before the beard. Whoever he is, he sure talks gloomy. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/153 "2014-09-12T01:06:41Z")
Excuse me, what does God need with a starship? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/154 "2014-09-12T01:14:50Z")
Have you considered Minsk? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/155 "2014-09-12T01:30:43Z")
It was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/156 "2014-09-12T02:27:38Z")
Risk, gentlemen, is our business. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/157 "2014-09-12T03:09:34Z")
Have you noticed how your boobs are starting to firm up? ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/158 "2014-09-12T03:27:18Z")
I object! I am not a ‘Merry Man!’ ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Burden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jack\_Burden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Burden)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/159 "2014-09-12T03:43:46Z")
“You’re bluffing!” “Vulcans never bluff” “No. I don’t suppose that they do.” ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/160 "2014-09-12T03:57:19Z")
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