# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 80
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2016, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1582 "2016-09-25T05:44:54Z")
**Jean-Luc Picard:** Begin auto-destruct sequence, authorization Picard-four-seven-alpha-tango. **Beverly Crusher:** Computer, Commander Beverly Crusher. Confirm auto-destruct sequence, authorization Crusher-two-two-beta-Charlie. **Worf:** Computer, Lieutenant Commander Worf. Confirm auto-destruct sequence. Authorization Worf-three-seven-gamma-echo. **Computer:** Command authorization accepted. Awaiting final code to begin auto-destruct sequence. **Picard:** This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Destruct sequence alpha-one, 15 minutes, silent countdown. Enable. **Computer:** Self-destruct in 15 minutes. There will be no further audio warnings. **Crusher:** So much for the _Enterprise E._ **Picard:** We barely knew her. **Crusher:** You think they’ll build another one? **Picard:** Plenty of letters left in the alphabet. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2016, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1583 "2016-09-25T11:40:34Z")
Jean-Luc, BLOW UP THE DAMN SHIP! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1584 "2016-09-26T10:12:03Z")
I am experiencing nIb’poH, the feeling I have done this before. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1585 "2016-09-27T13:58:56Z")
“I do not believe this is appropriate behavior!” “Even for your wife?” “WIFE?!” ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1586 "2016-09-28T00:32:44Z")
**Shrugs** Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1587 "2016-09-28T02:36:37Z")
Perhaps today is a good day to die. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1588 "2016-09-28T15:13:23Z")
I…choose! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1589 "2016-09-28T18:32:01Z")
KILL ALL THE LAWYERS! nmnmm ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1590 "2016-09-28T19:34:01Z")
PARIS: Captain, I think I should tell you I’ve never actually landed a starship before. JANEWAY: That’s all right, Lieutenant, neither have I. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1591 "2016-09-29T01:24:21Z")
You have used the asteroid’s gravitational pull as a slingshot. Excellent! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1592 "2016-09-29T01:34:48Z")
You can eat, like, a bean, and you’re done. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1593 "2016-09-29T19:07:21Z")
I’m a doctor, not a coal miner. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1594 "2016-09-29T19:15:08Z")
KIRK: Garth, do you have to make him suffer like that? GARTH: You will address me by my proper title, Kirk. KIRK: I’m sorry. I should’ve said Captain Garth. GARTH: I am Lord Garth, formerly of Izar, and I lead the future masters of the universe. KIRK: I’m sorry, Lord Garth. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1595 "2016-09-29T20:12:01Z")
If I were still a Q, I would just change the gravitational constant of the universe. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1596 "2016-09-30T18:09:27Z")
GUINAN: No, it’s a Samalian coral fish with its fin unfolded. DATA: I believe what you are seeing is the effect of the fluid dynamic processes inherent in the large scale motion of rarefied gas. GUINAN: No, no. First it was a fish and now it’s a Mentonian sailing ship. DATA: Where? GUINAN: Right there. Don’t you see the two swirls coming together to form the mast? DATA: I do not see it. It is interesting that people try to find meaningful patterns in things that are essentially random. I have noticed that the images they perceive sometimes suggest what they are thinking about at that particular moment. Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2016, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1597 "2016-10-01T21:47:39Z")
Dukat: “You know, in a way, I think the occupation actually helped Bajor.” Kira: “Which part? The massacres or the strip-mining?” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1598 "2016-10-02T20:42:36Z")
New customers are like razor-tooth gree-worms; they can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1599 "2016-10-03T00:10:15Z")
That’s right. And if I think that Kirk is a Denebian slime devil, well, that’s my opinion, too. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1600 "2016-10-03T04:18:35Z")
They’re practically born pregnant, and as you can see, that’s a real time-saver! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1601 "2016-10-03T09:26:47Z")
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