# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 81
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1602 "2016-10-03T14:24:51Z")
My programming may be inadequate to the task. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1603 "2016-10-04T15:38:09Z")
Dr. McCoy: But maybe [Capt. Christopher] could be retrained, re-educated. Capt. Kirk: Now you’re sounding like Spock. Dr. McCoy: If you’re gonna get nasty, I’m gonna leave. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2016, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1604 "2016-10-05T10:35:42Z")
THE DOCTOR: (sung to Tuvok and crew to the tune of _La donna è mobile_): ``` "Tuvok I understand, you are a Vulcan man, you have just gone without, for seven years about. Paris please find a way, to load a hypospray, I will give you the sign, just aim for his behind. Hormones are raging! Synapses blazing! It's all so veeeeeeeeeeeryy, illogical! Illogical! Iiiiiiiiiiiill– Illogical!" ``` ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2016, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1605 "2016-10-05T15:36:48Z")
Lifeforms! You tiny little lifeforms! You precious little lifeforms! Where are you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2016, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1606 "2016-10-05T15:41:33Z")
Your world of starship captains doesn’t admit women. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2016, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1607 "2016-10-05T17:27:52Z")
Ladies and gentlemen and invited transgendered species… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2016, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1608 "2016-10-05T17:36:38Z")
Lt. Cmdr. Data: She said I spoiled the joke. Guinan: Actually, ‘killed’ would have been a better word. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2016, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1609 "2016-10-05T18:44:43Z")
I’m going to have to ask you to refrain from using your imaginations! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1610 "2016-10-06T05:54:42Z")
There … are … four … lights! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1611 "2016-10-07T02:30:09Z")
Stella, shut up! I command you to shut up! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1612 "2016-10-07T09:16:02Z")
That, Miss Lincoln, is simply my cat. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1613 "2016-10-07T19:38:18Z")
Away! Away, spirit! And let honest men approach. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1614 "2016-10-08T03:43:11Z")
ODO: Madam, I am not like you! Every sixteen hours, I turn into a liquid! LWAXANA TROI: I can swim. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1615 "2016-10-12T22:16:46Z")
… KIRK: Computer, you will not address me in that manner. Compute. COMPUTER: Computed, dear. KIRK: Mister Spock, I ordered this computer and its interlinking systems repaired. SPOCK: I have investigated it, Captain. To correct the fault will require an overhaul of the entire computer system and a minimum of three weeks at a Starbase. KIRK: I wouldn’t mind so much if it didn’t get so affectionate. SPOCK: It also has an unfortunate tendency to giggle. CHRISTOPHER: I take it that a lady computer is not routine. SPOCK: We put in at Cygnet Fourteen for general repair and maintenance. Cygnet Fourteen is a planet dominated by women. They seemed to feel the ship’s computer system lacked a personality. They gave it one. Female, of course. CHRISTOPHER: Well, you people certainly have interesting problems. I’d love to stay around to see how your girlfriend works out, but– ---
**Author:** ![Cartoonacy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/848f3c/32.png) [@Cartoonacy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartoonacy)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1616 "2016-10-12T22:33:52Z")
I was thinking about the buffalo, Mr. Spock. ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1617 "2016-10-12T23:18:35Z")
Four thousand throats can be cut in one night by a running man. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1618 "2016-10-12T23:22:19Z")
The revolution is successful, but survival depends on drastic measures. Your continued existence represents a threat to the well-being of society. Your lives means slow death to the more valued members of the colony. Therefore, I have no alternative but to sentence you to death. Your execution is so ordered. Signed, Kodos, governor of Tarsus IV. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1619 "2016-10-13T00:20:18Z")
Captain Kirk, I will consider it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1620 "2016-10-13T14:20:44Z")
You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1621 "2016-10-13T16:38:49Z")
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