# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 82
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1622 "2016-10-14T13:06:02Z")
So let me get this straight: no sleep, no food, no women. No wonder you’re so angry. After thirty or forty years of that I’d be angry too. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1623 "2016-10-14T15:16:42Z")
I…am…KIROK!!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1624 "2016-10-14T19:52:50Z")
Perhaps the unfortunate incident when I was a child…? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1625 "2016-10-14T20:23:06Z")
Oh, I am sorry, Doctor. Were we having fun? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1626 "2016-10-14T23:27:32Z")
A very interesting game, this poker. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1627 "2016-10-15T02:43:29Z")
Ooh, look what you got, two jacks. You got a half fizzbin already! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1628 "2016-10-15T04:31:44Z")
I never knew what Spock was doing. When he was a boy, he would disappear for days into the mountains. I asked him where he had gone, what he had done, he refused to tell me. I insisted that he tell me. He would not. I forbade him to go. He ignored me. I punished him. He endured it, silently. But always he returned to the mountains. One might as well ask the river not to run. But secretly I admired him, the proud core of him that would not yield. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1629 "2016-10-15T11:57:48Z")
Seize the time, Meribor. Live now. Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1630 "2016-10-15T12:36:07Z")
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1631 "2016-10-15T14:49:56Z")
Yes. Yes. A… a smell. A strange smell. It was like… it was like… like being smothered in honey. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1632 "2016-10-15T22:40:19Z")
Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD. Are you sure your circuits are registering correctly? Your ears are green. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1633 "2016-10-15T22:50:58Z")
SAREK: Spock acted in the only logical manner open to him. One does not thank logic, Amanda. AMANDA: Logic, logic! I’m sick to death of logic. Do you want to know how I feel about your logic? SPOCK: Emotional, isn’t she? SAREK: She has always been that way. SPOCK: Indeed? Why did you marry her? SAREK: At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1634 "2016-10-16T04:16:47Z")
Well, you did kill my ex-husband, and that’s not a bad start. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1635 "2016-10-16T10:28:28Z")
I am… Locutus… of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life, as it has been, is over. From this day forward, you will service… us. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1636 "2016-10-16T14:25:40Z")
Third of Five: Resistance is futile. Guinan: It isn’t. My people resisted when the Borg came, to assimilate us. Some of us survived. Third of Five: Resistance… is not futile? Guinan: No. But thanks to you, there are very few of us left. We’re scattered throughout the galaxy. We don’t even have a home anymore. Third of Five: What you are saying… is that you are lonely. Guinan: What? Third of Five: You have no others. You have no home. We… are also lonely. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1637 "2016-10-16T15:18:29Z")
Neelix, you’ve just returned from the dead. Go easy on yourself. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1638 "2016-10-16T15:41:56Z")
I didn’t come all the way out here just to be crushed to death in an alien ship by some nameless gas giant planet! ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1639 "2016-10-16T17:44:52Z")
Kirk is a Jerk… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1640 "2016-10-16T20:50:28Z")
Help me, Kirk… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2016, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1641 "2016-10-17T09:13:46Z")
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