# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 84
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1662 "2016-11-04T16:35:37Z")
Go over my head again, and I’ll have yours on a platter. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1663 "2016-11-04T19:38:42Z")
Accept from us this symbol of total logic. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1664 "2016-11-05T07:29:57Z")
Chekov: I didn’t think Mr. Scott would go for the brainy type. Sulu: I don’t think he’s even noticed she has a brain. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1665 "2016-11-05T12:25:30Z")
KIRK: I know a cafe where the women are so… MCCOY: I know the place, Jim! SCOTT: Let’s go see! KIRK: You, gentlemen? In your condition? Don’t be ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2016, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1666 "2016-11-06T01:54:38Z")
That green-blooded son of a bitch! It’s his revenge for all those arguments he lost. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2016, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1667 "2016-11-06T18:25:36Z")
NO! I was a fool! I should have finished my interrogation and TURNED THEM OVER TO THE TROOPS FOR EXECUTION! But because I was CHILLY and my stomach was GROWLING, I FAILED in my duty and sacrificed EVERYTHING I HAD WORKED FOR! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2016, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1668 "2016-11-06T18:55:22Z")
You mean to tell me your people just walk into a disintegration machine when they’re told to? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2016, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1669 "2016-11-06T19:33:02Z")
It was created by a little old lady in Leningrad. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1670 "2016-11-07T02:56:05Z")
**Paul Rice:** Tell me about your ship - the _Enterprise,_ isn’t it? **William T. Riker:** No… The name of my ship is the _Lollipop._ **Paul Rice:** I have no knowledge of that ship. **William T. Riker:** It’s just been commissioned. It’s a good ship. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1671 "2016-11-07T16:10:51Z")
Yea, brother. Steppin’ into Eden. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1672 "2016-11-08T16:03:35Z")
There are times when I envy you, Mr. Data. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1673 "2016-11-08T22:31:50Z")
Faulty! Faulty! Must sterilise. Sterilise! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1674 "2016-11-09T03:21:15Z")
I’m really quite dull. I fall asleep each night with an old book in my hands. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1675 "2016-11-09T07:58:14Z")
Be specific, Captain. Which Enterprise? There’ve been five. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1676 "2016-11-09T12:01:22Z")
Leonard James Akka-ar ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1677 "2016-11-09T14:54:24Z")
Therefore, we hereby proclaim that I am Lord Garth, Master of the Universe. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1678 "2016-11-10T10:27:40Z")
I meant it should be hauled away AS garbage! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1679 "2016-11-10T17:11:33Z")
Well, so help me, I’m actually pleased to see you. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1680 "2016-11-11T11:54:50Z")
There is no way I can apologize to you, Mr. Neelix. That is why I have not tried. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1681 "2016-11-11T17:34:30Z")
Well, as long as I don’t start… uh… assimilating the crew or sprouting Borg implants, I… I’m sure I can live with it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=83) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=85)