# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 88
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1742 "2016-12-21T12:50:38Z")
We are Hugh. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1743 "2016-12-21T16:04:06Z")
You aren’t very persistent, Mr. Sulu. The game has rules. You’re ignoring them. I protest and you come back. You didn’t… come… back. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1744 "2016-12-21T19:51:14Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > More? Please! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1745 "2016-12-21T20:00:01Z")
No kill I ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1746 "2016-12-22T07:53:42Z")
Shut up, Wesley! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1747 "2016-12-22T15:28:04Z")
When your logic doesn’t work, you raise your voice? You’ve been on Earth too long. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1748 "2016-12-23T04:16:26Z")
Oh, you’re so stolid! You weren’t like that before the beard. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1749 "2016-12-31T21:55:21Z")
Risk is our business. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2017, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1750 "2017-01-01T00:04:40Z")
Greed is eternal. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2017, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1751 "2017-01-01T02:10:53Z")
Shootin’ at a lizard is a whole lot different than shootin’ at a person. And, er… lizards don’t shoot back. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2017, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1752 "2017-01-01T09:33:47Z")
That, Miss Lincoln, is simply my cat. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2017, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1753 "2017-01-01T15:36:52Z")
Will you get your damn cat off the Holodeck! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2017, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1754 "2017-01-01T19:41:02Z")
**Data:** He will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox - and you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat… **Worf:** I will feed him. **Data:** Perhaps that will be enough. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2017, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1755 "2017-01-01T20:22:53Z")
Dr. McCoy: Do you know what you get if you feed a tribble too much? Capt. Kirk: A fat tribble. Dr. McCoy: No. You get a whole bunch of hungry little tribbles. Capt. Kirk: Well, Bones, all I can suggest… is you open up a maternity ward. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2017, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1756 "2017-01-02T04:57:51Z")
So would an ermine violin, Doctor, but I see no practical point in having one. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2017, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1757 "2017-01-02T10:51:09Z")
Well, so much for my dramatic exit. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2017, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1758 "2017-01-02T13:23:55Z")
No… I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1759 "2017-01-03T14:54:48Z")
**The Doctor:** You hit the wrong ship! **EMH Mark II:** It wasn’t my fault. **The Doctor:** Then whose fault was it, the torpedo’s? You’re supposed to tell it what to do! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1760 "2017-01-04T03:48:15Z")
I’m a doctor, not a moon-shuttle conductor. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1761 "2017-01-04T10:51:21Z")
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