# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 89
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1762 "2017-01-04T12:47:31Z")
CAR DRIVER: Why don’t you watch were you’re going, dumb ass! KIRK: Double dumb ass on you! McCOY: It’s a miracle these people ever got out of the twentieth century. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1763 "2017-01-04T14:08:23Z")
Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1764 "2017-01-05T08:46:01Z")
**Q:** Your bedside manner is admirable, Doctor. I’m sure your patients must recover quickly… _(sotto voce)_ just to get away from you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1765 "2017-01-05T15:40:02Z")
I know engineers. They _love_ to change things. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1766 "2017-01-06T08:12:48Z")
We are Hugh. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1767 "2017-01-06T13:05:45Z")
Is there something wrong with the one I have? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1768 "2017-01-06T15:59:19Z")
C-c-c-COLD! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1769 "2017-01-07T00:22:39Z")
The Borg wouldn’t know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1770 "2017-01-07T13:24:48Z")
Borg Queen: I see they’ve also given you a sense of humor. Seven of Nine: My humor is my own. Borg Queen: Spoken like a true individual. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1771 "2017-01-07T17:33:26Z")
They’re _born_ pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1772 "2017-01-09T17:46:44Z")
“Your blood pressure is practically nonexistent, assuming you call that green stuff in your veins blood.” “The readings are perfectly normal for me, Doctor, thank you. And as for my anatomy being different from yours – I am delighted.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1773 "2017-01-09T19:12:08Z")
Kirk: [showing the Vulcan salute] How many fingers do I have up? McCoy: That’s not very damn funny. Kirk: You’re sense of humor’s returned! McCoy: The hell it has! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1774 "2017-01-10T08:49:33Z")
**Data:** Then he is questioning my ability as a parent. **Jean-Luc Picard:** In a manner of speaking. **Data:** Does the Admiral have children, sir? **Jean-Luc Picard:** I believe he does. Why? **Data:** I am forced to wonder how much experience he had as a parent when his first child was born. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1775 "2017-01-10T20:03:24Z")
I love Italian. And so do you. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1776 "2017-01-11T00:23:01Z")
My God man, drilling holes in his head is not the answer! The artery must be repaired! Now, put away your butcher’s knives and let me save this patient before it’s too late! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1777 "2017-01-11T01:23:09Z")
**Captain Hikaru Sulu:** You’ll find that more happens on the bridge of a starship than just carrying out orders and observing regulations. There’s a sense of loyalty to the men and women you serve with. A sense of family. Those two men on trial… I served with them a long time. I owe them my life a dozen times over. And right now, they’re in trouble and I’m going to help them. Let the regulations be damned. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1778 "2017-01-13T07:08:48Z")
Nice to meet you… Pinocchio. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1779 "2017-01-13T07:19:31Z")
The mid-1990s was the era of your last so-called World War. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1780 "2017-01-13T13:43:07Z")
MUDD: Don’t you think you could possibly, by accident, arrange to leave me behind here? On this planet that would be punishment enough. KIRK: I can’t do that, Harry, but I will appear as a character witness at your trial. If you think that’ll help. MUDD: They’ll throw away the key. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1781 "2017-01-13T17:49:31Z")
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