# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 92
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1822 "2017-03-08T07:22:29Z")
It appears we have lost our sex appeal, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1823 "2017-03-08T17:40:36Z")
Honey? I’m home! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1824 "2017-03-09T01:44:04Z")
My programming may be inadequate to the task. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1825 "2017-03-09T09:49:10Z")
My people have been watching your world for years. We know all about you: baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1826 "2017-03-09T15:31:54Z")
Ah, yes. The giants. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1827 "2017-03-09T17:46:14Z")
Mr. Worf: Fire. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1828 "2017-03-09T18:58:00Z")
A question! Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2017, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1829 "2017-03-10T04:59:33Z")
The best way to bring down a ruler is to make his people suffer. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2017, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1830 "2017-03-10T10:03:40Z")
Let them charge into their destruction! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2017, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1831 "2017-03-10T10:22:06Z")
**Q:** [_to Worf_] I can’t disappear any more than you could win a beauty contest. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2017, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1832 "2017-03-10T15:25:22Z")
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Data… Data, why are you laughing? Lt. Cmdr. Data: I do not know. But it was a wonderful… feeling. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1833 "2017-03-11T05:18:57Z")
Do you always harpoon the local wildlife? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1834 "2017-03-11T14:40:27Z")
I thank you for your sympathy, but she is here. Her presence so enriched my life that I could not allow her to pass into oblivion. So I incorporated her programs back into my own. I have transferred her memories to me. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1835 "2017-03-11T19:40:50Z")
He sure sounds gloomy. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1836 "2017-03-11T20:10:47Z")
Take care, young ladies, and value your wine. Be watchful of young men in their velvet prime. Deeply they’ll swallow from your finest kegs, Then swiftly be gone, leaving bitter dregs. Ahh-ah-ah-ah, bitter dregs. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1837 "2017-03-11T22:44:24Z")
Sewage takes on a whole new meaning when it comes from a dozen different species. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1838 "2017-03-11T23:44:52Z")
Oh, what primitive fury. Why, he’s the very soul of sublime savagery. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1839 "2017-03-12T04:50:29Z")
Relieve Commodore Decker of command, Spock. That’s a direct order. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1840 "2017-03-12T05:56:09Z")
Mr. Sulu, If I’d wanted a Russian history lesson, I’d have brought along Mr. Chekov. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1841 "2017-03-12T17:03:12Z")
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