# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 93
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1842 "2017-03-12T17:06:05Z")
If I jumped every time a light came on around here, I’d end up talking to myself. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1843 "2017-03-12T20:13:11Z")
Mr. Kim, we’re Starfleet officers. ‘Weird’ is part of the job. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1844 "2017-03-12T23:29:16Z")
**I will take you home again, Kathleen…** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1845 "2017-03-13T04:16:26Z")
Now we’ve got them right where they want us. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1846 "2017-03-13T05:00:54Z")
**Tuvok:** Mr. Neelix, may I ask what you are doing here? **Neelix:** We’re bunk mates! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1847 "2017-03-13T05:02:37Z")
This is Captain Pavel Chekov speaking. You are in wiolation of Neutral Zone treaty. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1848 "2017-03-13T05:07:18Z")
Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1849 "2017-03-13T12:33:49Z")
Captain, what you’re considering is an execution. An execution! Like they used to do to murderers centuries ago. And I’ve committed no crime at all. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1850 "2017-03-13T14:21:44Z")
If I save your butt, your life belongs to me. Isn’t that some kind of Indian custom? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1851 "2017-03-14T09:20:41Z")
The very notion that a Cardassian could have anything in common with a Klingon… it turns my stomach. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1852 "2017-03-14T10:04:55Z")
“Maybe they just decided they didn’t like me.” “Not like YOU? Impossible.” “You’re right, as always, doctor. They must have mistaken me for someone else.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1853 "2017-03-14T11:58:46Z")
A most curious creature, Captain. Its trilling seems to have a tranquillising effect on the human nervous system. Fortunately, of course, I am immune to its effect. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2017, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1854 "2017-03-15T09:38:43Z")
Let me get this straight: trans-dimensional aliens have mistaken your Captain Proton simulation for reality. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1855 "2017-03-16T06:58:22Z")
“Signal our surrender.” _“Captain?!”_ "We _surrender!"_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1856 "2017-03-16T09:37:23Z")
You can’t help but have starships, holodecks and chicken soup - because it was all determined 20 billion years ago! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1857 "2017-03-16T14:58:18Z")
SPOCK: Yes. Yes. MCCOY: What is it, Spock? SPOCK; An invention, Doctor. First potassium nitrate, and now if he can find some sulphur and a charcoal deposit or ordinary coal. (Kirk is at the outcrop of sharp diamonds, and putting them into the bamboo too.) MCCOY: What’s he doing? SPOCK; Diamonds. The hardest known substance. Impelled by sufficient force, they would make formidable projectiles. MCCOY: What force? SPOCK: Recall your basic chemistry, Doctor. Gunpowder. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1858 "2017-03-16T22:26:59Z")
**Data:** I am superior, sir, in many ways, but I would gladly give it up to be human. **Riker:** Nice to meet you… Pinocchio. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1859 "2017-03-16T22:27:35Z")
Ah! The giants. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1860 "2017-03-16T22:49:43Z")
We live in different universes, you and I. Yours is about diplomacy, politics, strategy. Mine is about blankets! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1861 "2017-03-17T01:10:15Z")
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