# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 94
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1862 "2017-03-17T01:57:38Z")
Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life. Well, THERE IT SITS! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1863 "2017-03-17T01:58:40Z")
Bonk, Bonk! On the head! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1864 "2017-03-17T07:40:54Z")
“See, YOU understand. Why can’t she? Why can’t she be more like…” “More like…” “Well… a man.” “So… you wish… Keiko… was a man.” _beat_ “I wish I was on this trip with someone _else,_ that’s what I wish.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1865 "2017-03-17T08:54:13Z")
Chakotay: “Shield Generators?” Harry Kim: “Online.” Chakotay: “Plasma flow?” Harry Kim: “Stable.” Chakotay: “Comm. link?” Harry Kim: “Secure.” Chakotay: “Lunch?” Harry Kim: (pause) “Salami sandwiches.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1866 "2017-03-17T11:10:43Z")
I should have taken Quark up on his offer of a new replicator. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1867 "2017-03-17T14:18:36Z")
Zek: The Gamma Quadrant, gentlemen - millions of new worlds at our very doorstep. The potential for Ferengi business expansion is staggering. Krax: And best of all, no one there has ever heard the name ‘Ferengi’! Gral: Our reputation will be absolutely stainless. Nava: Our word can be our bond. Krax: Until we decide to break it! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1868 "2017-03-18T09:44:55Z")
Sticks and stones won’t break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about being called names. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1869 "2017-03-18T10:55:15Z")
Picard: “Fine. You wish to be treated as human?” Q: “Absolutely.” Picard: “Very well. Mr. Worf. Throw him in the brig.” Worf: “Delighted, Captain!” Q: “You can’t do this to me, Jean-Luc.” Worf: “You will walk, or I will carry you.” Q: “Given the option? I’ll walk.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1870 "2017-03-18T12:05:44Z")
Q: Let us pray, for understanding and for compassion. Picard: Let us do no such damn thing! What is this need of yours for costumes, Q? Have you no identity of your own? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1871 "2017-03-18T12:44:59Z")
There is a new ship’s standing order on the bridge: When one is in the penalty box, tears are permitted. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1872 "2017-03-19T10:01:28Z")
**Q:** I know that you’re probably asking yourself: why would a brilliant, handsome, dashingly omnipotent being like Q want to mate with a scrawny little bipedal specimen like me? **Kathryn Janeway:** Let me guess; no one else in the universe will have you? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1873 "2017-03-19T10:51:54Z")
“I’d die for my people, but–” “Of course you would. Dying gets you off the hook. The real question is, are you willing to _live_ for your people?” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1874 "2017-03-19T14:48:19Z")
_ **Harcourt. Harcourt Fenton Mudd, what have you been up to? Nothing good, I’m sure. Well, let me tell you, you lazy, good-for-nothing…** _ Shut up! Thing, thing, thing… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1875 "2017-03-20T04:07:20Z")
Do not approach me unannounced—especially while I am eating. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1876 "2017-03-20T07:34:10Z")
Transmit in all languages and on all frequencies: “We surrender.” ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1877 "2017-03-20T08:05:24Z")
Time is the fire in which we burn. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1878 "2017-03-20T08:48:59Z")
I’d be delighted to offer any advice I have on understanding women. When I have some, I’ll let you know. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1879 "2017-03-20T11:29:25Z")
“Will you visit me [in my quarters]?” “It would be inappropriate.” “Is that a yes or a no?” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2017, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1880 "2017-03-21T00:36:38Z")
This cultural mystique surrounding the biological function – you realize humans are overly preoccupied with the subject. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2017, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1881 "2017-03-21T00:49:17Z")
“Wait! If… you’ll call off your attack… I’ll turn over all our biogenic weapons.” “Not enough!” “All right, Javert. I’ll give you what you want. Me.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=93) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=95)