# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 96
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1902 "2017-03-28T04:48:38Z")
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1903 "2017-03-28T11:39:19Z")
There’s no such thing as a safe tribble. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1904 "2017-03-28T15:45:37Z")
So _that’s_ when you hit the Klingons? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1905 "2017-03-28T16:29:24Z")
**Jean-Luc Picard:** \*[referring to a disembodied head] \* Data, is this yours? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1906 "2017-03-28T17:19:19Z")
\*Au fond c’est vrai, nous sommes tous Parisiens. \* (Deep down, it is true: we are all Parisians) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1907 "2017-03-29T01:26:17Z")
Au contraire, mon capitaine! He’s back! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1908 "2017-03-29T12:35:38Z")
**Riker:** _[After Q gives him 2 attractive women]_ I don’t need your fantasy women! **Q:** Oh, you’re so stolid! You weren’t like that before the beard. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1909 "2017-03-29T15:21:13Z")
You have to be either an obsessive crackpot who’s escaped from his keeper, or Samuel T. Cogley, Attorney at Law. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1910 "2017-03-29T17:04:06Z")
Fate. It protects fools, little children, and ships named “Enterprise.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1911 "2017-04-14T15:26:03Z")
“The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it’s scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based. And if you can’t find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about what happened, you don’t deserve to wear that uniform! I’m going to make this simple for you, Mr. Crusher: either you come forward and tell Admiral Brand what really took place, or I will.” “Captain…” “Dismissed!” Capt. Picard and Cadet Crusher ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1912 "2017-04-14T17:13:41Z")
**Lal:** Thank you for my life. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1913 "2017-04-14T18:32:46Z")
A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1914 "2017-04-14T20:02:41Z")
Nothing unreal exists. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1915 "2017-04-15T06:52:01Z")
I am the guy who writes down things to remember to say when there is a party. And then when he finally gets there he winds up alone, in the corner, trying to look… comfortable examining a potted plant. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1916 "2017-04-16T08:52:08Z")
Muzzle it. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1917 "2017-04-16T11:28:24Z")
End transmission. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1918 "2017-04-16T15:28:26Z")
Androids don’t eat, Ms Chapel. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1919 "2017-04-16T16:26:13Z")
Your agonizer, please. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1920 "2017-04-17T00:36:53Z")
Apparently, some sort of transposition has taken place. I find it… extremely interesting. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1921 "2017-04-17T10:30:53Z")
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