# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 97
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1922 "2017-04-17T17:03:55Z")
“You enjoyed that.” “You’re damned right!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1923 "2017-04-17T18:02:43Z")
Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony. (Actually not: [Are ships’ captains allowed to marry people at sea? - The Straight Dope](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/546/are-ships-captains-allowed-to-marry-people-at-sea)) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1924 "2017-04-17T20:32:16Z")
It never makes any sense. We both have to know that there was a reason. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1925 "2017-04-18T07:08:49Z")
**Data:** Baby needs a new pair of shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1926 "2017-04-18T15:02:10Z")
Take it. It’s not a cheat. It’s a miracle for some man who can appreciate it and who needs it. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1927 "2017-04-18T17:49:26Z")
It’s truth, my lord. I heard the spirit talk to him. He answered and did call it Bones. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1928 "2017-04-18T21:52:30Z")
“You’re upset.” “Your finely-honed Betazoid sense tell you that?” “Well, that, and the table.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1929 "2017-04-19T12:30:17Z")
Sometimes being a hologram has its advantages. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1930 "2017-04-19T12:36:58Z")
This isn’t part of my programming. I’m a doctor, not a doorstop! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1931 "2017-04-19T13:28:21Z")
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, you’re the Mark I EMH, the inferior program! Inferior? Beady eyes, terrible bedside manner; I recognize you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1932 "2017-04-19T15:49:06Z")
By golly, Jim, I’m beginning to think I can cure a rainy day. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1933 "2017-04-20T01:06:05Z")
My beautiful existence cut short. No time to explore the universe, no time to smell the roses… no time for… sex. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1934 "2017-04-20T01:15:54Z")
I’m beautiful! And I’m intelligent too. I write poetry, and I paint marvellous pictures. And I am a wonderful dancer. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1935 "2017-04-20T01:37:31Z")
Ah, I see you’ve kept my pheromones. I didn’t realize you were the scent-imental type. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1936 "2017-04-20T13:40:42Z")
Ah, Microbrain. Growl for me, let me know you still care. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1937 "2017-04-20T16:02:38Z")
My mother always said, ‘If you try to combine talking and eating, you’ll end up doing neither very well.’ ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1938 "2017-04-21T02:05:12Z")
Picard: “If I had gone with him…” Troi: “Captain, you can’t start thinking like that. You didn’t abandon him…you chose not to abandon a lifelong career. It was the right decision and in no way responsible for his death.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1939 "2017-04-21T06:15:49Z")
There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute. Even life itself is an exercise in exceptions. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1940 "2017-04-21T06:57:38Z")
Troi: “So Diane… I understand you’re an empath. I’m a very… sensitive man myself. I’m doing a thesis on interspecies mating rituals. Would you care to join me in some empirical research?” [snip] Data: “Did you help him with his research, Counselor?” Troi: “Absolutely not.” Data: “But I thought that was a topic you were interested in.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1941 "2017-04-21T12:55:16Z")
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