# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 98
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1942 "2017-04-21T13:51:09Z")
The mere presence of beings like yourselves is intensely painful to us. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1943 "2017-04-21T16:49:09Z")
Our existence is disrupted whenever one of you enters the passage! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1944 "2017-04-21T18:49:07Z")
It’s GREEN! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1945 "2017-04-21T19:46:29Z")
That’s Vina again, as the green Orion slave girl? They’re like animals, vicious, seductive. They say no human male can resist them. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2017, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1946 "2017-04-22T04:05:56Z")
Mr. Data? Shut up. Fifteen years I’ve been waiting to say that! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2017, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1947 "2017-04-22T12:17:06Z")
Well, what do you know. I finally got the last word. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1948 "2017-04-23T02:12:48Z")
Guilty… _PROVISIONALLY!_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1949 "2017-04-23T08:23:38Z")
Don’t tell me — you’re from outer space. …No, I’m from Iowa. I only work in space. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1950 "2017-04-23T09:32:58Z")
“Of all the… son of a… couldn’t you have waited five seconds?” “Captain?” “He was just about to explain the whole thing!” "You want to go _back?!"_ “Absolutely not!” “It’s cold!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1951 "2017-04-23T12:43:42Z")
MCCOY: The Vulcan you knew won’t exist for another five thousand years. Think, man. What’s happening on your planet right now, this very moment? SPOCK: My ancestors are barbarians. Warlike barbarians. MCCOY: Who nearly killed themselves off with their own passions. Spock, you’re reverting into your ancestors five thousand years before you were born! SPOCK: I’ve lost myself. I do not know who I am. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1952 "2017-04-24T07:23:20Z")
Sir, I protest! I am not a merry man! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1953 "2017-04-26T06:45:31Z")
“I was never that young.” “No… you were younger.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1954 "2017-04-26T09:41:41Z")
The rest of us have been gone for a thousand years. If you remember what we were, and how we lived, then we’ll have found life again. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1955 "2017-04-26T12:24:43Z")
And I am as dead as my planet. Does that frighten you, James Kirk? For if it does, if you let what is left of me perish, then all of you, my children, all of mankind must perish, too. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1956 "2017-04-27T09:15:04Z")
Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall I say, more colorful metaphors-- “Double dumb-ass on you” and so forth. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1957 "2017-04-27T14:30:05Z")
You’re a very agile man, Mister Atoz! Just how many of you are there? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1958 "2017-04-27T15:34:16Z")
This is not Nancy. If she were Nancy, could she take this? Stop it! Stop it, Spock! Stop it! Is that Nancy, Doctor? No. No! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1959 "2017-04-28T07:29:47Z")
The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1960 "2017-04-28T08:22:58Z")
All ship’s doctors are dirty old men. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1961 "2017-04-28T09:29:44Z")
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