# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 99
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1962 "2017-04-28T10:50:30Z")
“I’ll be honest with you, commander… I miss this office. I was not happy to leave it.” “Drop by anytime you’re feeling homesick.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1963 "2017-04-28T11:40:51Z")
No! Now. Right away. If you don’t get him to Vulcan within a week eight days at the outside, he’ll die. He’ll die, Jim. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1964 "2017-04-28T14:58:58Z")
What’s a knockout like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1965 "2017-04-29T01:00:15Z")
I’m a doctor, not a voyeur. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1966 "2017-04-29T01:34:15Z")
Ah, yes. I’ve been looking in on the doings on your lively little Earth. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1967 "2017-04-29T04:01:41Z")
Tactical alert! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1968 "2017-04-29T05:56:01Z")
Captain. do what you must to protect the ship. But know this, I am going to have this baby. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1969 "2017-04-29T12:14:12Z")
Sour the milk! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1970 "2017-04-29T12:33:42Z")
Don’t you Aunt Kathy me! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1971 "2017-04-29T12:55:23Z")
Maybe someday, when you’re ready. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1972 "2017-04-29T15:46:51Z")
Come! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1973 "2017-04-29T15:53:06Z")
What is it with you, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1974 "2017-04-29T16:26:04Z")
You can use logic to justify almost anything. That’s its power - and its flaw. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1975 "2017-04-29T17:27:12Z")
I will _feed_ him. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1976 "2017-04-29T17:47:07Z")
Star Fleet regulations!? That’s an outrage! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1977 "2017-04-29T22:49:11Z")
SULU: The death penalty is forbidden. There’s only one exception. CHEKOV: General Order Four. It has not been violated by any officer on the Enterprise. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1978 "2017-04-30T08:07:06Z")
Admiral! There be whales here! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1979 "2017-04-30T21:27:38Z")
You are under arrest. For seventeen violations of the Neutral Zone Treaty. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1980 "2017-04-30T22:02:32Z")
Row, row, row your boat ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1981 "2017-05-01T00:18:05Z")
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