# Random Star Wars Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124 "2014-09-10T23:18:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/1 "2014-09-10T23:18:47Z")
Random Star Wars Quotes Anything in the movies, DVDs, TV Christmas special, etc… No books or comix. :dubious: I’ve got a bad feeling about this. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/2 "2014-09-10T23:33:35Z")
I’ve got a bad feeling about this. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/3 "2014-09-10T23:40:23Z")
Great, kid! (pause) Don’t get cocky! ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/4 "2014-09-10T23:46:30Z")
Bo Shuda! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/5 "2014-09-10T23:56:17Z")
What an incredible smell you’ve discovered. ---
**Author:** ![dracoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@dracoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dracoi)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/6 "2014-09-10T23:58:22Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > I’ve got a bad feeling about this. I find your lack of faith disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/7 "2014-09-11T00:07:11Z")
Laugh it up, Fuzzball. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/8 "2014-09-11T00:25:31Z")
Carrie! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/9 "2014-09-11T00:28:59Z")
“The Force gives you power over weak minds!” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/10 "2014-09-11T00:31:06Z")
Let the Wookiee win. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/11 "2014-09-11T00:34:47Z")
(as the debris of the Deathstar rains down on Endor…) “Han, what about the Ewoks?” “Screw the Ewoks. They were going to eat us, remember?” ok, maybe that didn’t happen ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/12 "2014-09-11T00:36:06Z")
I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/13 "2014-09-11T00:37:49Z")
Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise. [That line always cracks me up.] ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/14 "2014-09-11T00:37:56Z")
“Hey, Leia, you got a date for the ‘We Just Killed Thousands of People’ dance tonight?” ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/15 "2014-09-11T00:45:19Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further. (I have to confess that the reason this line sticks in my mind is _Robot Chicken_’s version of it.) ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/16 "2014-09-11T00:46:13Z")
“I love you.” “I know.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/17 "2014-09-11T00:50:00Z")
“You came here in THAT? You’re braver than I thought.” “Nice.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/18 "2014-09-11T00:50:12Z")
“I love you!” “Fuck off!” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/19 "2014-09-11T00:54:00Z")
“Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/20 "2014-09-11T01:25:18Z")
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