# Random Star Wars Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124 "2014-09-10T23:18:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Julius\_Henry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@Julius\_Henry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Julius_Henry)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/21 "2014-09-11T01:34:06Z")
It’s a trap! ---
**Author:** ![callander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@callander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/callander)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/22 "2014-09-11T01:40:26Z")
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TQIwEZlOzp4/hqdefault.jpg "The Many Moods of Chewbacca") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQIwEZlOzp4) chewbacka ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/23 "2014-09-11T01:43:22Z")
“Horroway anaway too oo. Toronto bosh, toronto bosh. Taraway ah way taa ooce ta ah hah. Ya tenn ay to yah…Boom!” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/24 "2014-09-11T01:47:59Z")
How typical. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/25 "2014-09-11T01:54:31Z")
Meeesah… Yub Nub! ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/26 "2014-09-11T02:21:30Z")
That’s no moon… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/27 "2014-09-11T02:28:39Z")
Almost there… Stay on target. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/28 "2014-09-11T02:34:16Z")
It’s a trap! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/29 "2014-09-11T02:38:36Z")
Maybe you’d like it back in your cell, your highness? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/30 "2014-09-11T02:41:36Z")
Looking for someone? FOUND someone you have! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/31 "2014-09-11T02:42:57Z")
This R2 unit has a bad motivator! Look! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/32 "2014-09-11T02:43:25Z")
“I recognized your foul stench the moment I was brought on board!” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/33 "2014-09-11T02:45:03Z")
It made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/34 "2014-09-11T02:46:11Z")
I detected your putrid stench from the other end of this spacecraft. (Or something to that effect. Leia to the Peter Cushing character.) ETA: Ninja’d! ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/35 "2014-09-11T02:49:26Z")
Oh, no, he isn’t dead. At least, not _yet_. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/36 "2014-09-11T03:24:45Z")
Hey, what are you trying to push on us? ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/37 "2014-09-11T04:37:40Z")
Did you hear that? I wonder how long we can keep this going? ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/38 "2014-09-11T04:40:41Z")
Your powers are weak, old man. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/39 "2014-09-11T04:42:27Z")
Just outgassing. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/40 "2014-09-11T04:47:19Z")
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