# Random Star Wars Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124 "2014-09-10T23:18:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/41 "2014-09-11T05:41:22Z")
[Nooooooooooooooo!!!](http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/42 "2014-09-11T05:56:07Z")
Never tell me the odds! ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/43 "2014-09-11T06:06:52Z")
Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/44 "2014-09-11T06:11:08Z")
Who’s scruffy-looking? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/45 "2014-09-11T06:24:00Z")
_I_ am your father! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/46 "2014-09-11T07:44:53Z")
Heh. Yoda of Borg, am I. Hmphh. Assimilated, you will be, yes. Futile, resistance is. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/47 "2014-09-11T11:31:01Z")
Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/48 "2014-09-11T14:05:58Z")
I’ve got a bad feeling about this. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/49 "2014-09-11T14:09:26Z")
They told me they fixed it! I trusted them to fix it! It’s not my fault! ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/50 "2014-09-11T14:43:45Z")
That’s not a moon! ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/51 "2014-09-11T14:56:09Z")
You will never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/52 "2014-09-11T15:32:52Z")
These are not the droids you are looking for. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/53 "2014-09-11T16:21:28Z")
No. There is another. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/54 "2014-09-11T17:55:45Z")
Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed. Are you brainless? Jar-Jar Binks: I spake! Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/55 "2014-09-11T18:51:00Z")
There’s _always_ a bigger fish. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/56 "2014-09-11T19:02:11Z")
Do you want a Pizza Roll? ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/57 "2014-09-11T19:04:31Z")
Hootini! ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/58 "2014-09-11T19:15:52Z")
“Awww! But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!” ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/59 "2014-09-11T19:17:14Z")
I am your faaaaather. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/60 "2014-09-11T19:29:05Z")
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