# Random Star Wars Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124 "2014-09-10T23:18:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/61 "2014-09-11T20:11:59Z")
“I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they’re not much bigger than two meters.” ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/62 "2014-09-11T20:28:16Z")
Well, since the Holiday Special is fair game… Chef Gormaanda (Harvey Korman):\* It’s not only a very hearty, nourishing dish, but it’s very economical, too. So all those hungry mouths in your household will be going “yummy yum for their tummy tum.” If you just follow along with me as I prepare this popular favorite. \* Chef Gormaanda:\* Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip, stir, beat. \* ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/63 "2014-09-11T20:58:31Z")
Utini!!! ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/64 "2014-09-11T21:07:22Z")
I’m going to cut across the axis and try and draw their fire. (when I’m doing something stupid on my motorcycle) Didn’t we just leave this party. (to a coworker, when we’re doing back to back zoo shifts) Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. (When a plan comes together) ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/65 "2014-09-11T21:20:42Z")
“Apology accepted, Captain Needa.” ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/66 "2014-09-11T21:22:58Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > Utini!!! Post 57. With allowances for spelling. Do Jawas have a written language? he’s no use to me dead. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/67 "2014-09-11T22:08:45Z")
No disintegration! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/68 "2014-09-11T22:11:54Z")
No blasters, no blasters! ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/69 "2014-09-11T22:18:21Z")
Hemorrhoids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses. -what David Prowse really said under the mask. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/70 "2014-09-11T22:30:11Z")
[OP] since duplicates are random, go for it [/OP] ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/71 "2014-09-11T22:34:28Z")
> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#): > > You will never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy. My brother always capped this line with: **It’s good to be home!** 🙂 You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll kiss three bucks goodbye! (“Hardware Wars”) ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/72 "2014-09-11T22:52:57Z")
“So what I told you was true… from a certain point of view.” :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/73 "2014-09-11T23:15:19Z")
Judge _me_ by my size, do you? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/74 "2014-09-11T23:18:27Z")
Actually, Artoo has been known to make mistakes… from time to time… oh dear. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/75 "2014-09-12T00:47:18Z")
No reward is worth this. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/76 "2014-09-12T00:58:25Z")
But Basketball is a peaceful planet! (Hardware wars) ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/77 "2014-09-12T01:12:21Z")
Koona t’chuta Solo? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/78 "2014-09-12T01:25:55Z")
Terminate her…immediately! ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/79 "2014-09-12T01:56:18Z")
“You must feel the Force around you! Between you, me, the tree, the rock. Luminous beings are we. Not this crude matter.” Eta: I didn’t get that quite right. Still like the sentiment 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Burden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jack\_Burden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Burden)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/80 "2014-09-12T03:51:12Z")
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