# Random Star Wars Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124 "2014-09-10T23:18:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/81 "2014-09-12T03:52:56Z")
Can you alter time, speed up the harvest, or teleport me off this rock? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/82 "2014-09-12T10:16:32Z")
> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#): > > You will never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy. Or a more wretched one, either! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/83 "2014-09-12T10:17:47Z")
ā€œHm! The damage doesnā€™t look so bad from out here.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/84 "2014-09-12T10:31:48Z")
Where did you dig up that old fossil? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/85 "2014-09-12T14:12:21Z")
Hokey religion and ancient weapons are no match for a blaster, kid. ---
**Author:** ![Nauplius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nauplius/32/51_2.png) [@Nauplius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nauplius)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/86 "2014-09-12T17:33:49Z")
Donā€™t try to frighten us with your sorcererā€™s ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebelsā€™ hidden fortrā€¦eckā€¦ghhā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/87 "2014-09-12T17:43:27Z")
I find your lack of faith ā€¦ disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/88 "2014-09-12T17:57:11Z")
ā€œTravelling through hyperspace ainā€™t like dustinā€™ crops, boy!ā€ ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/89 "2014-09-12T18:09:15Z")
As you wish. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/90 "2014-09-12T19:27:18Z")
If you only knew ā€¦ the POWER ā€¦ of the Dark Side. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/91 "2014-09-12T20:06:28Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > I find your lack of faith ā€¦ disturbing. Wasnā€™t this the sixth post in this thread? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/92 "2014-09-12T20:12:05Z")
> [@standingwave](#): > > Wasnā€™t this the sixth post in this thread? Since itā€™s random, there is going be a chance of dupes. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/93 "2014-09-12T23:02:44Z")
> [@standingwave](#): > > Wasnā€™t this the sixth post in this thread? I find your remembrance of the sixth post in the thread ā€¦ disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/94 "2014-09-12T23:10:17Z")
Arenā€™t you afraid the Empire will find out about your little sixth post? Shut you down? There are always two Sixth posts. A master and an apprentice. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/95 "2014-09-12T23:17:19Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > ā€œThe Force gives you power over weak minds!ā€ ā€œThe force has power over weak minds?ā€ ā€” Luke Skywalker, in the Mad Magazine version. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/96 "2014-09-12T23:25:28Z")
Gahā€¦I thought these thingsā€¦smelled badā€¦on the outside! ---
**Author:** ![Scougs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scougs/32/3158_2.png) [@Scougs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scougs)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/97 "2014-09-13T00:16:40Z")
So be itā€¦ Jedi. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/98 "2014-09-13T01:19:54Z")
The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/99 "2014-09-13T03:06:44Z")
The tighter you clutch your fists, the more planets will slip from your grasp like marbles coated in eel slime, only not so fishy, Lord Vader! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/100 "2014-09-13T03:33:16Z")
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