# Random Star Wars Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124 "2014-09-10T23:18:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/101 "2014-09-13T03:44:56Z")
No, I don’t like you, either. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/102 "2014-09-13T05:19:33Z")
_“R2-D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!”_ ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/103 "2014-09-13T06:40:43Z")
Lando’s not a system. He’s a man. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/104 "2014-09-13T08:28:29Z")
“Hey, Boba. Nice ship. Can’t say I care much for the name, though.” Lando, in the Robot Chicken Star Wars. Should count, right? Someone else already quoted Robot Chicken. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/105 "2014-09-13T11:51:17Z")
We’ve even laughed and cried and kissed three bucks goodbye, so… yeah ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/106 "2014-09-13T13:40:34Z")
“Where have you _been_?” “Uh, we ran into some old friends!” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/107 "2014-09-13T19:38:28Z")
I knew there was more to you than money. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/108 "2014-09-13T20:03:07Z")
I’m already on my way out. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/109 "2014-09-14T00:36:06Z")
Aaah, aachootah! Jeddu baddah wahnah needee bobo? ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/110 "2014-09-14T01:38:55Z")
“What the hell’s an aluminum falcon?!” ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/111 "2014-09-14T10:24:34Z")
Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper ? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-wars-quotes/698124/112 "2014-09-14T13:58:07Z")
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