# Random Steely Dan Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 21, 2024, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006 "2024-08-21T17:54:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/1 "2024-08-21T17:54:05Z")
**You must be joking son, where did you get those shoes ?** ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/2 "2024-08-21T17:59:32Z")
_And, you can have a change of heart,_ _Rikki don’t lose that number…_ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/3 "2024-08-21T18:10:30Z")
My mother’s interment was presided over by a Catholic deacon. My brother said “that always reminds me of Deacon Blue.” I wondered aloud if he prayed like a Roman with his eyes on fire. ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/4 "2024-08-21T18:18:33Z")
She don’t remember the Queen of Soul. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/5 "2024-08-21T19:29:05Z")
**On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene** ---
**Author:** ![Disinfectus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/disinfectus/32/11085_2.png) [@Disinfectus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disinfectus)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/6 "2024-08-21T19:51:50Z")
When all my dime dancin’ is through I run to you ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/7 "2024-08-21T20:51:54Z")
Now the food here ain’t so good no more, and they closed the package store ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/8 "2024-08-21T21:23:00Z")
The Cuervo Gold The fine Colombian Make tonight a wonderful thing (Say it again) ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/9 "2024-08-21T21:35:25Z")
_If you come around_ _No more pain and no regrets_ _Watch the sun go brown_ _Smoking cobalt cigarettes_ -King Of The World (I love the guitar parts on this song!) ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/10 "2024-08-21T23:09:58Z")
California tumbles into the sea That’ll be the day I go back to Annandale ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/11 "2024-08-21T23:35:28Z")
Then you go back, Jack, do it again. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/12 "2024-08-22T00:25:32Z")
A man of my mind can do anything. ---
**Author:** ![YellowDog51](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a5b964/32.png) [@YellowDog51](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowDog51)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/13 "2024-08-22T00:55:05Z")
Biscayne Bay, where the Cuban Gentlemen sleep all day I went searching for the song You used to sing to me ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/14 "2024-08-22T01:31:43Z")
Are you reelin’ in the years? Stowin’ away the time Are you gatherin’ up the tears? Have you had enough of mine? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/15 "2024-08-22T02:10:08Z")
Got a case of dynamite I could hold out here all night Yes I crossed my old man back in Oregon Don’t take me alive ---
**Author:** ![Strenger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Strenger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strenger)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/16 "2024-08-22T02:32:46Z")
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide Call me Deacon Blues ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/17 "2024-08-22T02:39:20Z")
Now the Americans are gone except for two The embassy’s been hard to reach There’s been talk and lately A bit of action after dark Behind the big casino on the beach ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/18 "2024-08-22T06:34:25Z")
I don’t wanna’ do your dirty work no more. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/19 "2024-08-22T14:06:14Z")
The weekend in the college didn’t turn out like you planned The things that pass for knowledge I can’t understand ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-steely-dan-lyrics/1006006/20 "2024-08-22T17:01:49Z")
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