# Random Thoughts...care to join me? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 1, 2012, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580 "2012-05-01T23:52:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/41 "2012-05-02T19:23:22Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I also hate my irk (that’s work) phone cause when I answer it there are mad people on the other end. Yeah, when my phone rings, it’s not because someone wants to offer me cake. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/42 "2012-05-02T19:27:51Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Yeah, when my phone rings, it’s not because someone wants to offer me cake. And people wonder what’s wrong with the workplace. Not enough cake offerings. That’s what’s wrong. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/43 "2012-05-02T19:30:30Z")
Oh, we have cake. It’s just that I hear about it via e-mail, not my phone. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/44 "2012-05-02T20:27:43Z")
All those tv channels and nothing I fancy watching. Going to a funeral Friday, and an official function Saturday. Going to make a cup of drinking chocolate in a minute. I don’t feel tired, hope I sleep tonight. I’m bored . ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/45 "2012-05-02T20:28:57Z")
Wow I actually enjoyed that ! I’ll hit this thread again . ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/46 "2012-05-02T20:36:39Z")
I love listening to politician-types skirt around issues with their replies—like where you walk away more confused than before you asked the question. ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/47 "2012-05-02T20:37:46Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > Wow I actually enjoyed that ! > > I’ll hit this thread again . 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/48 "2012-05-02T21:05:23Z")
OK, so you want to do knock-knock jokes? That’s fine… you start. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/49 "2012-05-02T21:37:06Z")
My daughter is using my car till tomorrow. I miss my car. I hope it (and her) are all right. And never have I wanted SO badly to get in my car and drive somewere…help, I’m trapped in the house without a car! ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/50 "2012-05-02T21:47:13Z")
“What do you get when you kiss a goat A mouth full of spit and some empty tin cans That’s what you get when you kiss a goat Oh I’ll… never kiss a goat again!” ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/51 "2012-05-02T22:30:22Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > 'Oo ees eet? It’s the plumber, I’ve come to fix the sink. ---
**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/52 "2012-05-02T22:39:11Z")
I’m making bread! Again. Also, I may not have gotten over my prejudice against wheat bread. White just TASTES BETTER, dammit! When I wear my hand-me-down skirt over one of my t-shirts, I feel like hot shit. Damn I’m such a hipster. Heh, my boyfriend paces when he talks on the phone, too. For the last few days I have been sorting historical figures into Hogwarts houses. I may or may not make a thread about this. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/53 "2012-05-02T23:10:32Z")
> [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > I wish I were a Glowworm > A Glowworm’s never glum. > For how can you be grumpy > When the sun shines out your bum? I told this to my co-workers for an end-of-day laugh. It worked. 😃 Thanks for sharing - did you come up with it? It sorta sounds like a nursery rhyme. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/54 "2012-05-02T23:39:40Z")
One of the hottest days of the year so far and I had the uncontrollable urge to bake cookies. Mint double-chocolate chip. Who wants one? ---
**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/55 "2012-05-03T01:06:02Z")
Me, me, me! ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/56 "2012-05-03T01:16:22Z")
I want a cookie. I want a beer. I want to meet Robert Irvine. I want him to stfu. I want another cookie. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/57 "2012-05-03T01:17:46Z")
> [@Satchmo](#): > > It’s the plumber, I’ve come to fix the sink. It’s the plumber, I’ve come to fix the sink who? ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/58 "2012-05-03T01:36:08Z")
I want Fritos. Stop being such a meanhole. In a year no one will give a shit. Really. ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/59 "2012-05-03T01:50:42Z")
Theme song from the “Mary Tyler Moore” show repeating itself endlessly in my head. Wish to hell it would stop. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580/60 "2012-05-03T02:08:35Z")
Saw a baby alligator lizard on my walk today. Cute little guy was maybe 3 inches long. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-care-to-join-me/620580.md?page=4)