# Random Thoughts - Impossible to Hijack This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2000, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306 "2000-06-23T12:28:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![mikan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@mikan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikan)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/61 "2000-06-24T07:19:26Z")
I think some of you people have been eating too many Fruit Loops for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Random](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/57b2e6/32.png) [@Random](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Random)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/62 "2000-06-24T11:04:23Z")
Mmmmmmm… Froot Loops. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/63 "2000-06-24T12:46:46Z")
another day at work and all i can thin kabout is getting the fuck out of this joint NOW i’m getting tired of this place. damn I wish i had a spell checker gonna go check out the gay rights parade with GF tonight it has a big ass disco ball strung up over the street where it’s happening. it’s worth going just to see that i’m hungry i can’t wait to get my breakfast the board just isn’t the same without wally. That’s all for now. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/64 "2000-06-24T14:04:48Z")
Dish soap. ---
**Author:** ![Cynical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5fc32e/32.png) [@Cynical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cynical1)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/65 "2000-06-24T18:40:55Z")
Blame Canada shoulda won the award. And piss on the idiot who thinks this crap in a bottle they sell in Pennsylvania bears any resemblance to the real Mike’s Hard Lemonade. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/66 "2000-06-25T04:45:36Z")
no fruit loops for breakfast, just pancakes. blow pops are yummy. they turn my tongue green. but only if theyre apple. i also like cherry. cherry ring pops are good. they make bling blings eyes pop out of his head, or maybe its the way i eat them. yeah im sure BEW likes pancakes, why wouldnt he? do you want to make him pancakes? jason’s mom made him pancakes. eeew. its bad enough that kissing me was like kissing ethan now hes getting pancakes from his mother. i like this thread, im allowed to ramble. this is odd, arnon liked me. i saw chicken run today. THAT IS AN EX PARROT! ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/67 "2000-06-25T04:48:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > THAT IS AN EX PARROT! > \*\* No, no guvner, he’s resting! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/68 "2000-06-25T04:56:36Z")
no, 'e’s dead. 'e’s expired. 'e’s gone to meet 'is maker. ---
**Author:** ![BigGiantHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@BigGiantHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGiantHead)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/69 "2000-06-25T05:51:19Z")
“Vis-a-vis the metabolic processes, 'e’s 'ad 'is lot! Any statements to the effect that this parrot is still a going concern are henceforth and forevermore inoperative! 'E’s off his twig! 'E’s shuffled off this mortal coil! 'E’s rung up the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisibule! 'E fucking _snuffed it_!” I don’t think I could eat sauteed cicadas, although I’ve seen it. I’ve been spending way too much time on these boards. Anyone know of a good source for soon-to-be-civilian military technicians to find a job in Phoenix? And my personal favorite: "\*Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving, and revolving at 900 miles per hour; That’s orbiting at nineteen miles per second, so it’s reckoned, a sun that is the source of all our power. The earth, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see, are moving at a million miles a day, In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour, of a galaxy we call the Milky Way. Our galaxy, itself, contains a hundred million stars, it’s a hundred thousand light-years side to side. It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light-years thick, but out by us it’s just three thousand light-years wide. We’re a hundred thousand light-years from galactic central point, we go 'round every one hundred thousand years, And our [galaxy](http://www.galaxyglobaleatery.com) is only one of millions and billions, in this amazing and expanding universe! The universe, itself, keeps on expanding and expanding, in all of the directions it can whiz, As fast as it can go, the speed of light you know, twelve million miles a minute and that’s the fastest speed there is. So remember when you’re feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth, And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up above, 'cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth!\*" God/dess bless all you Python lovers! Is it my imagination, or do we now have a poster named after a Kevin Smith character who posts only in smilies? How long is it going to take for that to become incredibly lame? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/70 "2000-06-25T18:11:15Z")
we do have a poster who’s name is kevin smith. i think i saw him type actual words once maybe, but i’m not sure. I am in such a mood to go watch monty python now. i wish that PBS showed it at normal times for once. i have two days to read 1 1/2 books before they are due back at the library. i better go then. the one i’m in the middle of is really good, adn i want to finish it. i had an ice cream cone yesterday. I got strawberry b/c i was with friends, and vanilla is just too suggestive. Maybe if there was someone to impress i would’ve gotten vanilla. maybe not. whatever. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/71 "2000-06-25T18:21:22Z")
Im tired. Only one more week of work and then I’m off for seven weeks. I can’t wait. The last two have been hell with crabby kids, crabby parents and crabby staff. I had a weird dream last nite about spaghetti. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/72 "2000-06-25T18:49:20Z")
its not like you dont have videos tasha. strawberry is more yummy than vanilla anyway. but chocolate is still the best. i think the kevin smith thing was supposed to be silent bob. like jay and silent bob from mallrats etc. the one who only has one line in every movie. and its always quite amusing. im a lumberjack and im ok. nudge nudge wink wink. ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/73 "2000-06-25T19:24:44Z")
\*\* Splunge? \*\* 😃 _mutters_ someone had better get this or I’m revolking Monty-Python-quoting privileges… ---
**Author:** ![PatrickM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@PatrickM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickM)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/74 "2000-06-25T21:03:59Z")
Excuse me, but has anyone seen that file of nuclear secrets I left behind the copier? They’re not there anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/75 "2000-06-27T03:41:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > does smeghead have anything to do with smegma? Today was fairly boring. > \*\* As little as possible. 😃 Seriously, though, ever seen _Red Dwarf_? Now there’s some good quote material! I think I’ll turn my sig back on in honor of the occasion. ---
**Author:** ![BigGiantHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@BigGiantHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGiantHead)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/76 "2000-06-27T05:05:55Z")
Yeah, Palmy, I got it. A little like yes only somewhat like no and I’m not a yes-man… or something.? It’s too late for this. My head won’t work. ---
**Author:** ![Brea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2bfe46/32.png) [@Brea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brea)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/77 "2000-06-27T05:22:17Z")
i’m tired, and i want to go to bed, but i have to finish packing up the apartment for tomorrow we move into our new house. i like m&ms. they are fun to crack between your teeth like sunflower seeds. chocolate…mmmm… i think i’ll finish my pop, go out for one more cigarette, read a little more of my book, and hit the sack. i’m so tired and sore from lugging boxes today. i wish my husband would do some of the damn packing. i miss my daughters. they need to come home. i wonder if the cat has come out from under the counter yet. oh well, she’ll come out when she’s hungry. i heard a ghost tonight, i hope he doesn’t decide to haunt our new house, because he’ll scare the kids. fuckit, time for bed. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/78 "2000-06-27T12:02:25Z")
Go look at the picture of John Travolta & his son on Good Housekeeping. Don’t they both look like Eddie Munster? ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/79 "2000-06-27T17:59:33Z")
[http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/jkbaker/annoying.html](http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/jkbaker/annoying.html) I’m evil, ain’t I? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306/80 "2000-06-27T19:09:38Z")
I am eating popcorn. yummy. It’s 3pm and i’m online. today was a boring day. oh well. Simon told me a really gross hamster story. It reminded me of wally, but this was worse. I need to fix the sound on my comp. It pisses me off when i try to play games that require sound to play. Like my monty python games. I wish the stupid dog roaming around the neighborhood would shut the fuck up. I should go check the mail. forgot to yesterday. oops. I have a job interview tomorrow. I am attempting to get a summer job to fund my entertainment desires. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts-impossible-to-hijack-this-thread/23306.md?page=5)