# Random thoughts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 24, 2003, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493 "2003-09-24T06:40:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![curlybacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@curlybacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlybacon)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493/81 "2003-09-26T23:46:04Z")

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wha haaaa haaa haa. just feel like laughing - can laughter be a thought??

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**Author:** ![curlybacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@curlybacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlybacon)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493/82 "2003-09-26T23:48:11Z")

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ooh. do you think that if you created enough threads to make all the threads on the first page of this forum - at one point in time - created by one person (ie yourself) would the mods be really annoyed?

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**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493/83 "2003-09-26T23:55:01Z")

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I want to make a post about how to flirt with a guy that tells me I make him self conscious. But I dont know if I should, what if he see’s it.

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**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493/84 "2003-09-27T01:24:05Z")

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“She touched my pee-pee, Steve”

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**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493/85 "2003-09-27T03:05:03Z")

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This movie is hilarious. One of the funniest ever made.

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493/86 "2003-09-27T07:18:38Z")

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wap ditty wap ditty wap wap wap

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**Author:** ![sKipping\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@sKipping\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sKipping_girl)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493/87 "2003-09-27T12:22:27Z")

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My grandparents are going to die some day. My parents are going to die some day. I and everyone in existance will die someday.

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**Author:** ![biqu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@biqu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/biqu)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493/88 "2003-09-27T13:59:30Z")

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If you name your daughter Chastity, Murphy’s law predicts that she will become a whore.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493/89 "2003-09-27T14:18:17Z")

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My mind wandered.

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**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493/90 "2003-09-27T17:23:41Z")

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I love Richard Gere.

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**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493/91 "2003-09-30T22:21:14Z")

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I’m hungry. And my roommate is making lasagne tonight. Yum!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493/92 "2003-10-01T13:17:55Z")

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There are usually five times as many fingers as there are hands. Same with toes and feet. Wonder if that means anything…

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493/93 "2003-10-01T13:28:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*One of the sexiest sights in the entire cosmos is a girl wearing one of my shirts first thing in the morning. \*\*

I have to disagree with you **NoClueBoy** , the sexiest sight is a pair of BDUs on my bedroom floor.

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493/94 "2003-10-04T07:11:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by misstee \*  
> \*\*I have to disagree with you **NoClueBoy** , the sexiest sight is a pair of BDUs on my bedroom floor. \*\*

Which is exactly where they belong. They don’t call 'em Big Dumb Uglies because they’re fashionable.

Random thought of the day: I wish the sun was green.

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**Author:** ![cbm77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@cbm77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbm77)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/203493/95 "2003-10-04T09:17:17Z")

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Stupid spoiled crabs I bought at Wal-Mart today, crap…Whoa! I get a 200% money back guarantee for spoiled meat from wally world! I’m gonna buy ribs and some more of that marinade that they like.

Stupid spider…DANG YOU !

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