# Random Thoughts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/779693>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 12, 2017, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/779693 "2017-02-12T21:10:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/779693/1 "2017-02-12T21:10:36Z")

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Why have the Viagra ads suddenly spiked in my e-mail?

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**Author:** ![K2500](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f6c823/32.png) [@K2500](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K2500)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/779693/2 "2017-02-12T22:28:32Z")

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Did they start popping up over four hours ago?

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**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/779693/3 "2017-02-12T23:58:30Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Why have the Viagra ads suddenly spiked in my e-mail?

Is your webcam uncovered?

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/779693/4 "2017-02-13T00:18:32Z")

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Because they’re increasing circulation.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/779693/5 "2017-02-13T00:45:37Z")

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“If you have an erection for more than four hours, see your doctor.” That or buy a ticket to Thailand.

If you ever want to know how silly dancing looks to deaf people, mute the volume the next time a dance video comes on.

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/779693/6 "2017-02-13T00:54:18Z")

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Hotmail has stopped filtering my junk mail. It now does not send anything to my Junk folder. The only way I can get anything filtered to Junk is to set it to highest level, and then everything goes to junk, including a test message I send to myself.

This shift was gradual, over several weeks.

Luckily, my hotmail address is my thowaway disposable mailbox, which I enter for contact at sites I do not fully trust.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/779693/7 "2017-02-13T01:07:25Z")

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As Andy in _Toy Story_ grew older, all his toys had to sit motionless and watch him masturbate.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/779693/8 "2017-02-13T01:17:59Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> As Andy in _Toy Story_ grew older, all his toys had to sit motionless and watch him masturbate.

Well, only his favorites on the shelf. The rest were safely censored in the toy box.

“Talk about to infinity and beyond!”  
“Shut up, Woody.”

😃

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/779693/9 "2017-02-13T01:31:24Z")

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“Shut up, Woody” indeed, heh.

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**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-thoughts/779693/10 "2017-02-13T01:37:47Z")

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Oh no, it’s one-eyed Bart!