# Random topic MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [September 17, 2012, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955 "2012-09-17T10:28:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/1 "2012-09-17T10:28:42Z")
Just toss something out there - as if that’s a novel approach to the MMP. 😉 Good morning and Happy Monday! That’s all I’ve got. Someone toss out an idea!! ---
**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/2 "2012-09-17T10:32:22Z")
That is the question. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/3 "2012-09-17T10:44:32Z")
According to [Frank R. Stockton](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lady,_or_the_Tiger%3F), the choice was The Lady or The Tiger… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/4 "2012-09-17T10:52:58Z")
It’s Monday and philosophy is too much for my little brain. Instead, I vote: blurf. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/5 "2012-09-17T10:54:07Z")
Up, caffeinaed, off to irk. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/6 "2012-09-17T10:59:11Z")
Blurf. Oodles of green noodles make blue poodles jump apple strudels. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/7 "2012-09-17T11:27:27Z")
> [@gardentraveler](#): > > It’s Monday and philosophy is too much for my little brain. Instead, I vote: > > blurf. I vote “lady”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/8 "2012-09-17T12:27:48Z")
I vote [liger](http://www.liger.org/)! Liger! Liger! Liger! Liger is fun to type. Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up all caffienated and at irk. ‘Tis 78 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 87 and rain this afternoon and evenin’. We shall see. Anywho, back to irk. Liger! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/9 "2012-09-17T13:42:17Z")
I like Tigger, myself. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/10 "2012-09-17T13:43:27Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Liger! Tigon! ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/11 "2012-09-17T14:31:46Z")
[Tygon!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tygon_tubing) ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/12 "2012-09-17T14:40:31Z")
Ending any debate on whether or not I’ve been marooned far from civilization - I just saw an ad on TV where the owner of the dealership is dressed head to toe in camo and he says if you buy a new truck, he’ll give you a new rifle. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/13 "2012-09-17T14:45:42Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > Ending any debate on whether or not I’ve been marooned far from civilization - I just saw an ad on TV where the owner of the dealership is dressed head to toe in camo and he says if you buy a new truck, he’ll give you a new rifle. Whoah. Hello everyone. Have ya missed me? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/14 "2012-09-17T14:48:30Z")
Neither… Polar Bear. I was recently sent the email of the guy that was attacked by one and survived. Ouch! I’d post a link but, seriously, you don’t want to see it. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/15 "2012-09-17T14:51:46Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > Ending any debate on whether or not I’ve been marooned far from civilization - I just saw an ad on TV where the owner of the dealership is dressed head to toe in camo and he says if you buy a new truck, he’ll give you a new rifle. … And there’s still people who think us furriners can’t have learned anything about USAnians and guns from the boards. Re lions and tigers: I like striped kitties, do those count? ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/16 "2012-09-17T15:16:17Z")
Tiger. Lions’ coats always look moth-eaten. Maybe they should store their coats in cedar chests. HA. It’s Monday (blurf) and my allergies are acting up and I feel punky. But I’m going out to dinner so I will feel better at quittin’ time. ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/17 "2012-09-17T15:20:04Z")
Happy Blurfday! Hey, Firday gets it’s own nickname; Monday certainly deserves one. 😛 So far, soaking my hands in lemon juice has moderated some of the pain and reactivity of chopping up just _2_ jalapenos last night. Shower/constant hand-washing and scrubbing hasn’t helped, and it’s been about 14 hours, so…the lemon juice has helped some, will do it again in a little bit to see if it gets rid of ALL of this pernicious burning. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/18 "2012-09-17T16:14:48Z")
Of course we missed you **StickyBuns**. I mean, who else can we get Cthulhu shaped jewelry from? 😃 **Tao** there are times when disposable kitchen gloves are our friend. Pepper choppin’ is one of those times. Just sayin’. Of course that’s pretty useless information for you right now. Also, I like blurfday. **wetone** tell me about it. Stoopid sinuses. Stoopid ragweed. **gotti** I’d hold out for the gun rack too. What good is a new rifle without the gun rack on which to store said rifle? I did not just fall off the back of the turnip truck Mr. Truck Dealership Guy. I need **N.O.L.** ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/19 "2012-09-17T17:45:24Z")
I’m trying to work on my second of three papers for my summer class. Trying. I’ve now written page one out of five and it’s only taken me a week. Gah. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955/20 "2012-09-17T17:53:13Z")
**StickyBuns** you better hurry! Summer’s almost over! Then they’ll become Autumn papers and all the letters will fall off the page and you’ll have to rake 'em up and start all over. That would be tragic. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-topic-mmp/634955.md?page=2)