# Rank the 50 United States in your order of preference

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 7, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-the-50-united-states-in-your-order-of-preference/466774 "2008-10-07T00:58:08Z")\
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> [@Frustrated\_Wonderer](#):
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> Why so much dislike (in general) for Florida?
> 
> Sure the northern part of Florida ain´t too cool, but other than that bit, it´s a fine state, IMHO.
> 
> I do think laws in Florida are a little harsh.
> 
> But it has nice weather, nice cities the people for the most part are nice.

A lot of people are irrationally opposed to humidity, made up their mind a long time ago, and the topic is no longer open for discussion. I’ve spent a lot of time in Miami and I’ll admit as a person whose favorite season was summer growing up, it was a little too hot even for me at times. Other than that I love it, though. And really, hot is hot. The “dry heat” that everyone talks about in AZ is just as bad as any humid heat. Sure, it feels nicer when you compare it at the same temperature, but it’s often 25 degrees hotter here. At those kind of numbers, throw out the effect humidity has.

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-the-50-united-states-in-your-order-of-preference/466774/42 "2008-10-07T16:57:20Z")

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Top:

Maine  
New Mexico  
Wyoming  
Colorado  
Arizona  
Nevada  
Washington  
Oregon  
Montana  
Pennsylvania

Middling:

Texas  
Massachusetts  
Idaho  
Vermont  
New Hampshire  
Rhode Island  
Wisconsin  
North Carolina  
Virginia  
New York  
Tennessee  
Georgia  
Maryland  
Kentucky  
California  
South Carolina  
Minnesota  
Iowa  
Indiana  
Louisiana  
West Virginia  
Florida

Bottom:

Ohio  
Oklahoma  
Michigan  
Alabama  
Illinios  
Both Dakotas  
Delaware  
Kansas  
Nebraska  
Mississippi  
New Jersey (except Cape May)  
Arkansas  
Connecticut

Don’t know anything about Hawaii or Alaska

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-the-50-united-states-in-your-order-of-preference/466774/43 "2008-10-07T17:07:39Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> 1. Any state with at least one SEC football team in it.
> 2. Texas–not in the SEC, but reasonably close and arguably semi-Southern.  
> 11-50) Who cares? They aren’t in the SEC, and are probably cold, do not serve sweet tea, can’t cook grits, talk funny, talk too fast, and are far from my home.

I think I love you.

But not on Saturdays - that’s football time.

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-the-50-united-states-in-your-order-of-preference/466774/44 "2008-10-07T17:23:12Z")

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1. California
2. Colorado
3. Idaho
4. Washington
5. Oregon
6. Hawaii
7. Arizona
8. Montana
9. Iowa
10. Nevada
11. Alaska
12. South Dakota
13. Illinois
14. Louisiana
15. Missouri
16. Massachusetts
17. Ohio
18. Minnesota
19. Wisconsin
20. Mississippi
21. Georgia
22. Alabama
23. Virginia
24. Pennsylvania
25. North Carolina
26. South Carolina
27. Maryland
28. Kentucky
29. Indiana
30. Connecticut
31. West Virginia
32. Rhode Island
33. Tennessee
34. Maine
35. Vermont
36. Delaware
37. New Hampshire
38. Michigan
39. Utah
40. Wyoming
41. North Dakota
42. New Mexico
43. Nebraska
44. Kansas
45. Arkansas
46. Oklahoma
47. Florida
48. New York
49. New Jersey
50. Texas  
The top 20 and bottom 10 are right on the list is pretty relative after that and a lot of states blend together. I’ve lived in California, Colorado and spend enought time to have lived there in Texas, Louisiana and New Mexico.

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-the-50-united-states-in-your-order-of-preference/466774/45 "2008-10-07T17:56:22Z")

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> [@Frustrated\_Wonderer](#):
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> Why so much dislike (in general) for Florida?
> 
> Sure the northern part of Florida ain´t too cool, but other than that bit, it´s a fine state, IMHO.
> 
> I do think laws in Florida are a little harsh.
> 
> But it has nice weather, nice cities the people for the most part are nice.

For me, it is just too darn hot for too much of the year. I like Northern Coastal states. That is me and I don’t expect others to be similar.

I do wonder how many of the low ratings on New Jersey are based on Rep and TV and how much on real experience. I have been nearly more than half of the US and I live in Jersey as I love it. I moved back here from San Diego. For every bad thing about this crowded state it has many things to recommend it. I understand \*\*NinjaChick \*\*lived here and hates it, but do the rest of you that have it near the bottom actually know Jersey? We have almost everything in one of the smallest states.

Jim

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1. Texas
2. Anywhere else

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I notice most people are putting Kansas in the bottom 10. Now I wouldn’t want to live in most of Kansas, but, the better parts of Kansas City are indeed in Kansas, which is why I ranked it high. I’ve always thought of KC as a very nice town, but YMMV.

Are people ranking Kansas so low not considering the nice part of KC, or is the ranking in spite of KC?

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> [@T\_SQUARE](#):
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> I notice most people are putting Kansas in the bottom 10. Now I wouldn’t want to live in most of Kansas, but, the better parts of Kansas City are indeed in Kansas, which is why I ranked it high. I’ve always thought of KC as a very nice town, but YMMV.
> 
> Are people ranking Kansas so low not considering the nice part of KC, or is the ranking in spite of KC?

Kansas is in my bottom half of places where I would really not to live. I did not put a lot of thought into my bottom part as I just would not want to live in those states. For me it is about climate and location more than anything else. If I had to live in Kansas, I would want it to be very near KC. But even KC is not enough reason to live in Kansas if I had a choice. I just prefer the Northern Coastal States. So why did you put New Jersey last? Running joke or serious consideration?

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I’m only really willing to live in California or Massachusetts so they’re probably at the top of the list.

Illinois was quite nice when I lived there (Champaign-Urbana). My sister was at Northwestern at the same time so I used to really like to go visit her and my brother-in-law up in Chicago.

Near bottom would be Indiana. I worked on a campaign for the Democrats during the 2000 elections and I was assigned there. The less said the better. The two black kids on the campaign and I were taken aside and shown on a map areas in which we were “advised not to wander.” It did not do much to endear me to that state.

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[ol]  
[li]New York (but only Manhattan, and only if I didn’t have kids)[/li][li]Hawaii[/li][li]North Carolina[/li][li]New Jersey (plenty of very nice areas; a few miles of hell on Earth, but my home for most of my life. You gotta problem with that? :dubious:)[/li][li]Washington[/li][li]Louisiana[/li][/ol]  
7 - 49. The Rest  
50. California

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[quote=“Zoe, post:28, topic:466774”]

I just can’t do it by states. I have favorite spots within states.

1. Gibson County, Tennessee, mid-Twentieth Century  
QUOTE]

whoa! i actually lived there mid century! what did you like about it?

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California  
New Jersey  
Hawaii  
New York  
Connecticut  
Pennsylvania  
Washington  
Oregon  
Florida  
Delaware  
Maryland  
Rhode Island  
Massachusetts  
North Carolina  
South Carolina  
Virginia  
Illinois  
Georgia  
West Virginia  
Indiana  
Ohio  
Vermont  
New Hampshire  
Louisiana  
Texas  
Arizona  
New Mexico  
Colorado  
Nevada  
Oklahoma  
Kansas  
Wyoming  
Alaska  
Michigan  
Missouri  
Tennessee  
Montana  
Idaho  
Iowa  
Nebraska  
Kentucky  
Utah  
Maine  
North Dakota  
South Dakota  
Minnesota  
Wisconsin  
Mississippi  
Alabama  
Arkansas

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> So why did you put New Jersey last? Running joke or serious consideration?

That’s a fair question. I’m really not much for the high population density of the eastern seaboard. The only reason Mass and NY are so high on my list is that I assumed I could choose to live in Mannhattan or a very specific part of Boston, where the fun aspect \*could \*outpace my dislike of dense populations and cold weather.

Also, I went into the excersise planning on a two year move. While Boston and New York City have a lot of things I don’t like about them, I feel like they would both offer a unique life experience for a couple years. Would I do it for 10? Hell no. I guess I feel like New Jersey has all of the things I don’t like, but no place particularly unique like NYC and Boston.

So, I did put some thought into it, I know Jersey isn’t covered in garbage and mob corpses.

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I’ll have to go with Texas. You can have your pick of snowy plains, desert mountains, rolling hills, large urban centers, piney woods, gulf beaches, and tropical climes. and no state income tax.

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> [@T\_SQUARE](#):
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> I notice most people are putting Kansas in the bottom 10. Now I wouldn’t want to live in most of Kansas, but, the better parts of Kansas City are indeed in Kansas, which is why I ranked it high. I’ve always thought of KC as a very nice town, but YMMV.
> 
> Are people ranking Kansas so low not considering the nice part of KC, or is the ranking in spite of KC?

Most of my experience has been with the western part of the state, Fort Hayes and Kanerado. i’ve been to the eastern part over by Pittsburg and I didn’t really like it either. It is a flat and boring state what I’ve seen of KC was in Missouri and it was a forgettable big city. I liked all of the trees up by Rola, Missouri, which moved it up my list.

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I’m not going to rank all 50, but my top 5 would look something like this:

Washington  
Oregon  
Minnesota  
Wisconsin (beer, cheese, sausages, what’s not to like?)  
(Northern) California

I’m not sure about the order, though.

The next tier would include New York, Alaska (for its nature), Vermont, maybe Hawaii, maybe Massachusetts, and North Carolina.

The bottom tier for me would probably be Indiana, West Virginia, Nebraska, Kansas, and North Dakota. Ohio would almost make the list, but it’s just too varied a place, and they’ve got some good fried chicken down in Barberton, so they make up for the, um, weirdness I seem to always encounter in more isolated areas of Ohio.

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Just to say, before I moved here, Mississippi was at the bottom of my list as well. But now I wouldn’t live anywhere else. 🙂

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> [@hellpaso](#):
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> I’ll have to go with Texas. You can have your pick of snowy plains, desert mountains, rolling hills, large urban centers, piney woods, gulf beaches, and tropical climes. and no state income tax.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don’t give the silly yankees anymore reason to continue to move down here in droves and screwing things up for the rest of us. The more of them that think that Texas is one vast oil field the better.

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South Dakota  
Florida  
Kentucky  
Oregon  
Texas----I flip flop on Texas; it’s very much a love-hate thing.

For the rest, one is like another, barring weather.

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> [@UncleRojelio](#):
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> Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don’t give the silly yankees anymore reason to continue to move down here in droves and screwing things up for the rest of us. The more of them that think that Texas is one vast oil field the better.

I think most of know that Texas is a huge diverse state. In fact for some of us the huge part is a downside. To put things in perspective, Dallas is further from Houston than Cape May is from High Point State park\*.

In fact, NYC, AC, Philly, Boston, Baltimore and DC are all closer to me than Houston is to Dallas. Texas distances are just too much and for me it is mostly the fact that it is too hot.

- The far south east point to the northwest corner of NJ.

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