rank the animals game

Finely trained ninja monkeys (without swords, just to follow the rules)>Wolverine > shoggoth > tyrannosaurus rex > elephant > hippo > giraffe > polar bear >deinonychus> tiger > lion >velociraptor gorilla > hyena > cheetah > pro-wrestlers > man > alsatian > ostrich > pig > cow > mongoose > cat > snake > chihuahua > rat > hamster > cricket > mayfly > earthworm > shark > octopus > mackerel > ebola > Jabberwocky

And monkeys have an instinctual fear of Jabberwokies, to complete the circle. Come to think of it, I’m a little scared of Jabberwockies, too.

Risha, the fun part of this is to challenge the rankings which is really IMHO stuff anyway with no real answers, but i’ll stick with the hamster for the moment because it can grab the cricket and munch it at it’s leisure.

unless the Finely trained ninja monkeys are from a show or something i’ll have to throw it out, otherwise we’ll get ninja cows next. :wink:

Wolverine > shoggoth > tyrannosaurus rex > elephant > hippo > giraffe > polar bear > grizzly bear > deinonychus > tiger > lion > velociraptor > silverback gorilla > hyena > cheetah > pro-wrestlers > man > alsatian > ostrich > pig > cow > mongoose > cat > snake > chihuahua > rat > hamster > cricket > mayfly > earthworm > shark > octopus > mackerel > ebola > Jabberwocky

Animal (the muppet)>Wookie>Ninja>Platypus>Eric Burdon>Gorilla>Dingo>Badger>mongoose>snake>rat>elephant> Rob Schneider

sigh Hopefully the dopers elders will back me up on the Ninja monkies from the famous (but, alas, lost) thread from Ninja Monkies vs. Grizzly Bear thread.

Wolverine > shoggoth > tyrannosaurus rex > elephant > rhinocerous > hippo > giraffe > polar bear > deinonychus > tiger > lion > velociraptor > gorilla > hyena > cheetah > pro-wrestlers > man > alsatian > ostrich > pig > cow > **raccoon **> mongoose > cat > snake > **platypus **> chihuahua > rat > **gerbil ** > hamster > **trap door spider **> cricket > mayfly > earthworm > shark > octopus > mackerel > ebola > Jabberwocky

Although an R.O.U.S., sometimes called a Rodent Of Unsual Size, can kill a man, the last known encounter between these two species resulted in victory going to the man. True,

Westley AKA the Dread Pirate Roberts

was an exceptional man, and he had the help of a Buttercup, but still, victory is victory, and man’s was on the R.O.U.S.'s home turf, out-numbered, and otherwise handicapped.

Also, I’m sure my Orc placement is correct.

I almost introduced the Oliphaunt, but I’m not sure where to place him in relation to T-Rex.

Wolverine > shoggoth > tyrannosaurus rex > elephant > rhinocerous > hippo > giraffe > polar bear > deinonychus > tiger > lion > velociraptor > gorilla > hyena > cheetah > pro-wrestlers > Orc > man > R.O.U.S. > alsatian > ostrich > pig > cow > raccoon > mongoose > cat > snake > platypus > chihuahua > rat > gerbil > hamster > trap door spider > cricket > mayfly > earthworm > shark > octopus > mackerel > ebola > Jabberwocky

Since Orc has made it’s way in here, I might as well throw another “fantasy” one in…
Wolverine > shoggoth > tyrannosaurus rex > elephant > rhinocerous > hippo > giraffe > polar bear > deinonychus > tiger > lion > velociraptor > Troll > gorilla > hyena > cheetah > pro-wrestlers > Orc > man > R.O.U.S. > alsatian > ostrich > pig > cow > raccoon > mongoose > cat > snake > platypus > chihuahua > rat > gerbil > hamster > trap door spider > cricket > mayfly > earthworm > shark > octopus > mackerel > ebola > Jabberwocky