# Rank your favorite nuts!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 17, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578 "2015-09-17T17:52:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/1 "2015-09-17T17:52:47Z")

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From an old thread I started a while back ([What’s your favorite nut?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=613112) ), [This Post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13935347&postcount=37) would serve as a summary of the polling.  
Use the list if you like, but include your own favorites (including peanuts!) in a ranking list (high to low preference).

Include as many as you really like.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/2 "2015-09-17T18:16:22Z")

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My list (at the present moment – and subject to change):

1. Pecan
2. Pistachio
3. Cashew
4. Hazelnut/filbert
5. Hickory nut (shagbark or scalybark)
6. Macadamia
7. Peanut (Yes, it’s a nut!)
8. Almond
9. Walnut
10. Brazil nut
11. there has to be another one I like – help!

If you could design your own Mixed Nuts sampler or can, what percentages of what nuts would be in it?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/3 "2015-09-17T18:24:39Z")

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1. Almonds: versatile, lower in fat than some, good smoked or roasted; also see almond paste and almond extract.
2. Walnuts: great for baking and the oil is a good wood finishing product
3. Peanuts: god help me, I love 'em
4. Pecans: sweet goodness

Cashews and macadamia nuts, while good, get cloying pretty quickly for me.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/4 "2015-09-17T18:27:34Z")

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The left one.  
Oops, I mean:

1. Macadamia
2. Pecan (in a pie)
3. Pistachio
4. Walnut
5. Hazelnut
6. Brazil nut
7. Peanut
8. Pecan (not in a pie)
9. Cashew
10. Almond
11. Chestnut
12. Kola nut - don’t think I’ve ever seen one of these

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/5 "2015-09-17T18:36:54Z")

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Since I couldn’t think of a way to build a poll to accomplish it, after we have a reasonable sampling of preferences I’ll try to generate a “consensus ranking” of the replies, for whatever that might be worth.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/6 "2015-09-17T18:38:50Z")

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Left  
Right

In that order.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/7 "2015-09-17T18:42:48Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> Left  
> Right
> 
> In that order.

Be happy you have two! I know some guys who don’t! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/8 "2015-09-17T18:46:17Z")

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1.) Pecan  
2.) Cashew  
3.) Pistachio  
4.) Macadamia  
5.) Brazil Nut  
6.) Almond  
7.) Hazelnut  
8.) Walnut  
9.) Peanut

There aren’t any nuts that I dislike. Peanuts get really cloying after a while, though.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/9 "2015-09-17T18:46:49Z")

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1. Cashew
2. Almond
3. Peanut
4. Pistachio
5. Hazelnut
6. Macadamia
7. Walnut
8. Pecan
9. Brazil

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/10 "2015-09-17T18:47:50Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Be happy you have two! I know some guys who don’t! 🙂

How is ol’ Adolf these days?

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/11 "2015-09-17T18:57:23Z")

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> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> How is ol’ Adolf these days?

Ought to be about done by now, right?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/12 "2015-09-17T19:46:36Z")

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1. Glen Beck
2. Ann Coulter
3. Sarah Palin
4. That clerk in KY
5. Rick Santorum
6. Ted Cruz
7. David Miscavage
8. L. Ron Hubbard

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/13 "2015-09-17T19:54:07Z")

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1. Dough
2. Wal
3. Pea
4. Hazel
5. Chest
6. Wing
7. Coco

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/14 "2015-09-17T20:06:22Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> 1. Glen Beck
> 2. Ann Coulter
> 3. Sarah Palin
> 4. That clerk in KY
> 5. Rick Santorum
> 6. Ted Cruz
> 7. David Miscavage
> 8. L. Ron Hubbard

> [@MovieMogul](#):
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> 1. Dough
> 2. Wal
> 3. Pea
> 4. Hazel
> 5. Chest
> 6. Wing
> 7. Coco

Excellent twists on the concept!

I guess we could also look at:

-rient  
-ritious  
-hing doing  
-house  
-meg  
-job  
-shell  
-hatch

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/15 "2015-09-17T20:32:17Z")

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Terrance Howard.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/16 "2015-09-17T20:49:20Z")

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Banana  
Date

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/17 "2015-09-17T21:12:14Z")

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Now you’ve done it. I have that ‘sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t’ jingle running through my brain.

1 - Cashew  
2 - Macadamia  
3 - Hickory  
4 - Pecan  
5 - Walnut  
6 - Almond  
7 - Hazel  
8 - Peanut  
9 - Black Walnut

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/18 "2015-09-17T21:20:33Z")

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1. Cashew
2. Pistachio
3. Walnut
4. Pecan
5. Macadamia
6. Peanut
7. Hazelnut (although with chocolate, this is among my favorite. On its own? Meh.)
8. Almond
9. Brazil

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/19 "2015-09-17T22:04:37Z")

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Top Five (in order)  
Macadamia  
Almond  
Pistachio  
Filbert/Hazelnut  
Pecan

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-your-favorite-nuts/731578/20 "2015-09-17T22:43:18Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Since I couldn’t think of a way to build a poll to accomplish it, after we have a reasonable sampling of preferences I’ll try to generate a “consensus ranking” of the replies, for whatever that might be worth.

> [@Zeldar](#):
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> 1. Pecan
> 2. Brazil nut

> [@Chefguy](#):
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> 1. Almonds:
> 2. Pecans: sweet goodness
> 
> Cashews and macadamia nuts, while good, get cloying pretty quickly for me.

> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> 1. Macadamia
> 2. Kola nut

> [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](#):
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> 1.) Pecan  
> 9.) Peanut

> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> 1. Cashew
> 2. Brazil

> [@stillownedbysetters](#):
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> 1 - Cashew  
> 9 - Black Walnut

> [@pulykamell](#):
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> 1. Cashew
> 2. Brazil

> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Top Five (in order)  
> Macadamia  
> Pecan

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This is the list so far. After we get to ten I’ll post the “composite” preferences.

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