# Rant **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 26, 2002, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959 "2002-12-26T12:48:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/101 "2002-12-27T21:18:49Z")
Profound wish that thread not be mysteriously resurrected two years from now. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/102 "2002-12-27T21:20:26Z")
Profuse apologies for launching page 3. ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/103 "2002-12-27T21:35:12Z")
Completely offbase prediction of what we’ll be discussing on page 5. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/104 "2002-12-27T21:43:24Z")
Warning from moderator kibitzing in the wrong forum. ---
**Author:** ![Anita\_Vacation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Anita\_Vacation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anita_Vacation)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/105 "2002-12-27T22:20:04Z")
Newbie, thinking that she is posting a reply here, revives a three-year-old thread instead. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/106 "2002-12-27T22:32:20Z")
Veiled accusation that a poster defending the banned poster _might_ be a sock puppet. Lame excuse explaining that she might be wrong and does not wish to imply that said poster is really a sock. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/107 "2002-12-27T22:44:53Z")
Calls kibitzing moderator names. Refers to many private emails, instant messages, billboards, radio commercials, referenda, State of the Union addresses, and U. N. resolutions in support of stance on mods. Froths at mouth at great length in re SDMB cabal, allegations of wearing hosiery, implications that poster is about to suffer a meltdown, and anything else that comes to mind. Gets banned. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/108 "2002-12-27T22:48:26Z")
Starting with meaningless hijack, just for the sake of postcount padding, then graduating up to the statement: “Sod a bloody deckchair, mate – I’m all for bringing in a lounge suite or two and sellin’ tickets!” Then remembers such is strictly forbidden around here, apologises, and takes it all back (except the sofa, which is kinda comfy). ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/109 "2002-12-27T22:58:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by This Year’s Model \* > \*\*Calls kibitzing moderator names. > > Refers to many private emails, instant messages, billboards, radio commercials, referenda, State of the Union addresses, and U. N. resolutions in support of stance on mods. > > Froths at mouth at great length in re SDMB cabal, allegations of wearing hosiery, implications that poster is about to suffer a meltdown, and anything else that comes to mind. > > Gets banned. \*\* Wonders why poster failed to call mod a Nazi. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/110 "2002-12-27T23:02:23Z")
Makes inappropriate reference to “Banhattan”. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/111 "2002-12-27T23:08:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus \* > \*\*Wonders why poster failed to call mod a Nazi. \*\* Poster forgot part of the theme. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/112 "2002-12-27T23:33:18Z")
Tells **This Year’s Model** to go perform unnatural sexual acts with a deceased horned ruminant mammal. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/113 "2002-12-27T23:49:40Z")
**Thiss Year’ss Modell** (post count of 1) attacks **Mighty\_Girl** for her attack on **This Year’s Model** (no relation). ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/114 "2002-12-28T00:00:21Z")
Poster who wonders why a Mod hasn’t slammed the door on this thread despite previous warnings about starting threads like this and rants about how much he hates Jim Carrey. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/115 "2002-12-28T02:36:25Z")
Vain attempt at humor by mentioning that moderator seems to have forgotten that by his own admission, he is not actually a Nazi, but a simple jack-booted thug. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/116 "2002-12-28T04:28:40Z")
Post link to a site showing that all middle aged NAZI males share the same genetic markers. Suggest Raelins control SDMB, points to **Eutychus** ’s post as an example. Uses numerology to prove previous point. Wonders aloud why an underaged whore would be on crack and not meth. Flames **Tapioca Dextrin** for inconsistancies in logic from GD thread, linked here. Wrongly uses scatological adverb to describe current state of thread, instead of adjective. Claims God-like powers. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/117 "2002-12-28T04:37:29Z")
Sneers at [competing pit thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=152950). Regrets having used the term “meta-rant” several days ago and probably triggering all this nonsense. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/118 "2002-12-28T04:41:52Z")
Declaration of utter confusion and bafflement, wondering where in the Sam Hill previous poster got the impression that current poster is “underaged.” ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/119 "2002-12-28T05:10:42Z")
Misinterprets **Persephone** ’s post as an unjustified personal attack. Melts down. Gets banned. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959/120 "2002-12-28T05:19:56Z")
Challenges **No Clue Boy’s** God-like powers citing bizarre circular thinking typed in all lower case letters, no punctuation and barely cohesive. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rant/144959.md?page=7)