# Ranting like March Hares - or somesuch

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 1, 2013, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ranting-like-march-hares-or-somesuch/651705 "2013-03-01T06:04:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ranting-like-march-hares-or-somesuch/651705/543 "2013-04-01T01:17:19Z")

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There’s a church near our house that has loudspeakers outside, and on Sunday mornings pipes out their music for the neighborhood to hear. I really wish they wouldn’t, as they have one singer in their choir who is just gratingly out of tune, to the point where I try to shut our windows in nice weather to block it out. Seriously, if I were a member there I’d probably go to a different service or different church entirely.

I didn’t hear her today. However, I did hear singing. At **six fucking thirty** in the fucking morning. Now I know why they call that branch of Lutherans the “Misery (Missouri) Synod.”

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