# Rantings about stupid nuclear reporting, and I want to bitchslap somebody, also other crap

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077 "2011-03-26T19:11:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/981 "2011-08-04T20:34:55Z")

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Oh fucking christ, it’s a bunch of kids. That explains a lot.

No wonder nobody comments on the stories linked to. You are teenagers.

lol

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/982 "2011-08-04T21:01:11Z")

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You’re talking to yourself faster than to any of us, clearly. So out of 982 posts in this thread, you’ve got… what… 600?

ETA: On examination, I see you have 419 posts in this thread. Bravo, Speedyfingers McStupid.

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/983 "2011-08-04T21:05:41Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> The important thing is to focus on the person, and avoid the facts. This is how you fight ignorance.

> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Oh fucking christ, it’s a bunch of kids. That explains a lot.

Elapsed time to self-contradicting hypocrisy: 14 minutes.

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**Author:** ![randomface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@randomface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randomface)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/984 "2011-08-04T21:17:04Z")

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I asked quite a few posts ago, what credentials do you have to even remotely understand any of this? Do you believe everything you read? I don’t remotely trust random news stories in languages I can’t read. Why do you?

The fact is, you haven’t brought anything to this thread that convinces me that nuclear is any more dangerous than I already knew it was. You have brought a wide assortment of stupid nuclear reporting, but I guess I should have expected that from the title.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/985 "2011-08-04T21:39:43Z")

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[QUOTE=FXMastermind]  
Oh fucking christ, it’s a bunch of kids. That explains a lot.

No wonder nobody comments on the stories linked to. You are teenagers.  
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So, you figure that Bryan Ekers was a protege, joining when he was 8 or less?? 😛

(Yo, genius…did it occur to you to look at his join date?)

Nobody has responded to your inane stories (even the ones that aren’t in Japanese) because you have lost all credibility with just about everyone on this message board, with the possible exception of folks like gonzomax…who isn’t exactly known to have high levels of credibility himself. Even if that weren’t the case (i.e. you have managed to lose credibility across the board), this thread was a joke pages ago…months ago. It’s your own stupidity and denseness that keeps bringing this train wreck back to life…over and over again, with your idiotic bumps inserting some new nugget of factoid (in Japanese half the time) that you think is going to recover your faulty logic and complete lack of knowledge on this subject. Instead, you are really just digging the hole deeper at this point in this thread. The only folks left still posting are doing so more in the ‘let’s pile on the moron and make him look even stupider’ way.

I know you are a mouth breathing troll with the IQ of really stupid pocket lint, but if you actually want to discuss the subject you need to drop this thread and start a new one. Perhaps you will be able to get some posters who don’t know what a complete moron you are, and who will be willing to engage you on the subject and patiently explain to you why you are wrong…again.

Or, just keep bumping this thread ever few days when you get the latest stunning factoid (in Japanese of course to REALLY make your point) that is just burning a hole in your retinas and you simply MUST post because this time, it’s for real!

-XT

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/986 "2011-08-04T22:02:13Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> So, you figure that Bryan Ekers was a protege, joining when he was 8 or less?? 😛

I’m precocious!

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/987 "2011-08-04T22:24:44Z")

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Keep telling yourself that.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/988 "2011-08-04T22:25:51Z")

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Hahaha

Just kidding. You bring me much lulz. Continue on.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/989 "2011-08-04T23:09:10Z")

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I know from experience nobody is bothering to actually read the links, even when they are from the cheerleaders.

> [@Gary\_Kumquat](#):
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> Shall we try to add a little signal to the noise here?
> 
> For anyone who’s curious about the latest find in Fukishima …
> 
> [http://www.world-nuclear-news.org/RS\_Second\_high\_radiation\_reading\_308112.html](http://www.world-nuclear-news.org/RS_Second_high_radiation_reading_308112.html)
> 
> > [@](#):
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> > Another radiation hotspot has been found at the Fukushima Daiichi site - again in part of the emergency venting and filtration system.
> > 
> > Yesterday an extremely high reading of 10,000 millisieverts per hour was announced as having been found in pipework leading to an exhaust stack. Today that was followed by a reading of over 5000 millisieverts per hour inside one of the buildings.
> > 
> > Both of the readings were taken from parts of the Standby Gas Treatment System (SGTS), **through which steam was vented to relieve reactor pressure during the accident in March**. In that sense, it is highly likely that Tokyo Electric Power Company will make several more findings of radiation hotspots as it conducts stabilisation work inside the power plant buildings.
> 
> So, there you go. The venting system used to release pressure from the reactor is very radioactive at several spots, precluding access by human workers. …

What nonsense. And trolling as well.

The readings are NEW fucking readings. They didn’t just somehow miss radioactive gamma at deadly levels for the last four months. These are new readings, new radiation.

You would know that if you bothered to read at all. It was in the second report I linked to about this. It even explained how it happened.

That nobody knows this is pathetic.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/990 "2011-08-04T23:24:00Z")

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Wouldn’t that indicate they released a lot of seriously dangerous radiation into the area and the air? How can that make you feel better. Five months after the meltdown, radiation is going up.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/991 "2011-08-04T23:50:23Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> (in Japanese of course to REALLY make your point)

From what I can tell based on Authentic Japanese Information,[things are really bad there now.](http://godzilla-guides.blogspot.com/2011/05/godzilla-godzilla-suite.html)  
On the other hand, having The Gonz in your corner is a bit like having a mentally retarded orangutan backing you up. And by “a bit”, I mean that the orangutan might be a bit brighter.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/992 "2011-08-05T00:33:57Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> Wouldn’t that indicate they released a lot of seriously dangerous radiation into the area and the air? How can that make you feel better. Five months after the meltdown, radiation is going up.

Yep, they vented building one through the stack, so they could get robots in to look at it. The residue from what they pumped out into the air is what is causing the hot spots.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/993 "2011-08-05T01:31:29Z")

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[QUOTE=FinnAgain]  
From what I can tell based on Authentic Japanese Information, things are really bad there now.  
[/QUOTE]

ARRRRGGGHHHH! The titles are all in Japanese. Maybe things are great there and Godzilla is actually letting off the red glow of goodness, while a jet fighter pilot flies towards him in obvious admiration and with a crisp salute for a valiant warrior, pining for his lost love!

😉

> [@](#):
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> On the other hand, having The Gonz in your corner is a bit like having a mentally retarded orangutan backing you up. And by “a bit”, I mean that the orangutan might be a bit brighter.

Based on the post I just read from The Gonz in GD, I’d have to say that the retarded orangutan is going to be orders of magnitude brighter…even after it’s dead for 3 days and in the process of being devoured by a hungry though valiant Godzilla as a snack…

-XT

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/994 "2011-08-05T03:25:24Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> Based on the post I just read from The Gonz in GD, I’d have to say that the retarded orangutan is going to be orders of magnitude brighter…even after it’s dead for 3 days and in the process of being devoured by a hungry though valiant Godzilla as a snack…
> 
> -XT

It can’t top the compound interest/home loan thread, can it?

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/995 "2011-08-05T04:04:17Z")

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Go away trolls.

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/996 "2011-08-05T12:14:22Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Go away trolls.

You don’t even know what that word means.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/997 "2011-08-05T13:17:47Z")

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> [@kidchameleon](#):
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> It can’t top the compound interest/home loan thread, can it?

Sometimes I wonder how The Gonz’s brain generates enough energy to power his fingers and enable them to type actual words.

I suspect he may have a helper monkey that’s ghostwriting for him.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/998 "2011-08-05T14:23:16Z")

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Trolls talk about people. Scientists discuss reality. You know, facts and shit like that.

Like the new findings from Fukushima that were just reported.

Of course there is no sense posting a link, it’s obvious the trolls won’t read them.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/999 "2011-08-05T14:24:32Z")

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They will even cry and bitch and get butthurt that they are in Japanese. Because damn them, they should publish in English first. Not make us wait for the translation.

Trolls like to complain a lot. And insult people.

A scientists finds that absurd.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rantings-about-stupid-nuclear-reporting-and-i-want-to-bitchslap-somebody-also-other-crap/576077/1000 "2011-08-05T15:12:16Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Scientists discuss reality. You know, facts and shit like that.

Facts and reality such as

> [@Still support nuke power plants?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-support-nuke-power-plants/574647/613):
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> You are inhaling all the radioactive fallout that lands on the leaves, and putting directly into your lungs, where it does the most damage. Before WWII smoking cigs didn’t cause cancer like it does now.
> 
> Cancer rates spiked after WWII, especially the kind that kills you. But good luck trying to prove it had anything to do with radioactive fall out.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13593152&postcount=613](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13593152&postcount=613)

You know, I don’t think I’m ever going to get tired of re-quoting that. Ever. It has to be one of the most beautifully stupid things I’ve seen written. I think it should be given as a footnote at the end of every post you make claiming some understanding of the topic, just so any poor newcomer to this trainwreck is instantly aware just how well you understand the topic.

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