# Rants of the miniature variety **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 25, 2007, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rants-of-the-miniature-variety/427748 "2007-11-25T23:40:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rants-of-the-miniature-variety/427748/341 "2007-12-23T16:47:52Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] What’s the downside to divorce, again? [/QUOTE] It can be expensive. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rants-of-the-miniature-variety/427748/342 "2007-12-23T16:49:24Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant] It can be expensive. [/QUOTE] Cuz it’s worth it! ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rants-of-the-miniature-variety/427748/343 "2007-12-23T20:03:52Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant] 'Taters. Don’t forget 'taters and carrots, you uncilvized lout. 🙂 [/QUOTE] Heh, heh. I miss taters and carrots. Too many carbs for me, now! ☹ So anyhow I’m heading out for Christmas in like five minutes. Have a great holiday, my dear! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rants-of-the-miniature-variety/427748/344 "2007-12-23T22:12:35Z")
It’s the holidays, and this thread is 342 posts long, so I’m sure somebody has already said this, but I don’t have time to read the whole thing so I’m saying it again. If you want to wish me a Merry Christmas, wish me a Merry Christmas. If you want to wish me a Happy Holidays, wish me a Happy Holidays. If you want to wish me a joyous Kwaanzaa, wish me a joyous Kwaanzaa, even though I’m pale as Marley’s Ghost. But whatever you fucking do, don’t say “Merry Christmas, Freddy . . . Oh, heh-heh, I guess we’re not supposed to say that these days, it’s not politically correct.” If you say that, I will immediately conclude that you’re a brain-dead douche-lick, and I will hate you for the rest of my life. I will fantasize about shoving each prong of a menorah up your ass, one at a time, slowly and painfully, until you shut the fuck up and get out of my life. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rants-of-the-miniature-variety/427748/345 "2007-12-23T23:17:46Z")
[QUOTE=Freddy the Pig] But whatever you fucking do, don’t say “Merry Christmas, Freddy . . . Oh, heh-heh, I guess we’re not supposed to say that these days, it’s not politically correct.” [/QUOTE] Beware Plant’s Hypothesis. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rants-of-the-miniature-variety/427748/346 "2007-12-23T23:47:50Z")
[QUOTE=AudreyK] Besides, it’s not like having more 405 will magically make the freeway less unpleasant. It’ll just fill with more retards. That’s the nature of the 405. If Good Omens had been written by Americans, the 405 would have been Crowley’s pride and joy. [/QUOTE] It could be worse. It could be the Evil Death Highway of Doom referred to mundanely as the [401](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_401_%28Ontario%29). ---
**Author:** ![Li\_l\_Pluck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee59a6/32.png) [@Li\_l\_Pluck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Li_l_Pluck)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rants-of-the-miniature-variety/427748/347 "2007-12-24T01:13:10Z")
[QUOTE=Freddy the Pig] But whatever you fucking do, don’t say “Merry Christmas, Freddy . . . Oh, heh-heh, I guess we’re not supposed to say that these days, it’s not politically correct.” If you say that, I will immediately conclude that you’re a brain-dead douche-lick… [/QUOTE] A-fucking-men! I’m just waiting for the day that one of these assbitches gets up the gumption to say what they’re _really \* thinking: ZOG!_ \*Or the “minorities”, the feminists, or the homsexuals clamoring for the buttcracks of innocent little boys. Take your pick. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rants-of-the-miniature-variety/427748.md?page=17)