# Rape **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 16, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854 "2011-01-16T19:59:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/21 "2011-01-16T21:23:56Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Serprize buttsecks? [Better](http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/surprise_buttsecks.jpg) [with](http://2pep.com/funny%20pics/super%20funny%20pictures%20of%20animals/hilarious%20funny%20cute%20pictures%20of_invisible_suprise_buttsecks.jpg) [pics](http://thumpandwhip.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/buttsecks-1.gif). ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/22 "2011-01-16T21:27:25Z")
I always thought this guy: :o was the Suprize buttsecks smilie. ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/23 "2011-01-16T21:31:36Z")
> [@kasuo](#): > > There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing. I wish that was true. Much like lowfat dessert is just as good as the real thing. Lies. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/24 "2011-01-16T21:57:54Z")
You people can make jokes all you want, but would you still be joking if you were the victim of [homosexual necrophilia duck rape](http://www.scribd.com/doc/20874742/Homosexual-Necrophilia-in-the-Mallard)? I’m not exactly sure how you could be the victim of [homosexual necrophilia duck rape](http://www.scribd.com/doc/20874742/Homosexual-Necrophilia-in-the-Mallard), but it’s a safe bet that if you were the victim of [homosexual necrophilia duck rape](http://www.scribd.com/doc/20874742/Homosexual-Necrophilia-in-the-Mallard), it would pretty much suck. > [@linked scientific paper](#): > > He forcibly picked into the back, the base of the bill and mostly into the back of the head of the dead mallard forabout two minutes, then mounted the corpse and started to copulate, with great force, almost continuously picking the side of the head (Fig. 2b). Rather startled, I watched this scene from close quarters behind the window (Fig. 1) until 19.10 h during which time (75 minutes!) Would you still be making jokes if YOU were skull fucked by a duck for over an hour? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/25 "2011-01-16T23:08:26Z")
Well, **elmwood** , there’s rape and then there is raep. It is important of course to be able to tell the difference. > [@Biggirl](#): > > I always thought this guy: > :o > was the Suprize buttsecks smilie. No, that would be this one: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/26 "2011-01-16T23:10:40Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Well, **elmwood** , there’s rape and then there is raep. It is important of course to be able to tell the difference. > > No, that would be this one: :eek: You would be correct. ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/27 "2011-01-16T23:52:30Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > I propose that women seek redress by raping men… > > …for my entry in the “stupidest idea posted on the internet on Sunday January 16, 2011” contest As long as we can do so anally, using a/an \. To the OP: Rape happens. It’s talked about. Deal with it. ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/28 "2011-01-17T00:34:38Z")
> [@Waxwinged](#): > > As long as we can do so anally, using a/an \. [Phallic](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phall) object? Oh, hell no! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/29 "2011-01-17T01:29:37Z")
[Saprize handsecks!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Handshake_stylised.png) ---
**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/30 "2011-01-17T01:38:57Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > [Saprize handsecks!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Handshake_stylised.png) My virgin eyes! I didn’t expect to see such filth. For shame! ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/31 "2011-01-17T01:41:33Z")
> [@Dallas\_Jones](#): > > He tried to shake my fucking hand! > > Call the cops before he rapes again. [Meanwhile, in the UK …](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/8485784.stm) ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/32 "2011-01-17T01:45:11Z")
Tazer, tazer, tazer. Tazzie taze taze. TAZER. TAZAZZLE-y Taze-a-taze-taze. Taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze. Just sayin’ ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/33 "2011-01-17T01:47:22Z")
Don’t taze me, bro. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/34 "2011-01-17T01:50:48Z")
You said rape 99 times… I’m really the first to go this route? ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/35 "2011-01-17T02:24:24Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape. Rappa rappa rape rape rape rape rape. Rape dilly rape rape rape rappa rappa raperape. Rappie rape rape raperaperape. Rarararape rape rape rape rape rape rape! Grape Rape Grape Rape! Rappa rappa rappra rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rapee-yi-yay little doggie rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rap rape rape rape rape rape rape. Rrrrrrrrrape! This is why God gave us text-to-speech technology. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/36 "2011-01-17T03:24:17Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > I’d really like it if I didn’t have to read another nonchalant “Yeah, I was raped in the summer of 19xx, and…” post on this board. Imagine how much those posters would like not to have that experience to relate. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/37 "2011-01-17T04:03:28Z")
> [@Snarky\_Kong](#): > > You said rape 99 times… > > I’m really the first to go this route? The only reason I read past the OP was to see how long before the first _Blazing Saddles_ reference. It took longer than I expected. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/38 "2011-01-17T04:07:56Z")
Sorry, I was out tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/39 "2011-01-17T04:12:18Z")
_Epar! Epar! Andale! Andale!_ Goddamned Speedy Gonzales. Epar is just RAPE spelled backwards. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854/40 "2011-01-17T04:16:15Z")
If you don’t want to read about rape, you might just want to avoid reading threads (or even starting threads!) about it. I saw _raperaperape_, and I just strolled nonchalantly away. Didn’t even open this thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rape/567854.md?page=3)