# RAQ: Rarely Asked Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 6, 2015, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954 "2015-02-06T07:18:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/63 "2015-08-10T05:43:43Z")
> [@Hoopy\_Frood](#): > > “What’s the number for 911?” Was that _Little Rascals_ movie too hard to follow for anyone else? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/64 "2015-08-25T20:18:39Z")
Yes. Why does my purple taste like coconut? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/65 "2015-08-25T20:43:13Z")
What if the cows never come home and the fat lady has laryngitis? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/66 "2015-08-26T01:44:26Z")
Why do I have to pee after I drink a lot? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/67 "2015-08-26T01:48:17Z")
Have you quit beating your wife? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/68 "2015-08-30T23:36:00Z")
Who’s wife _have_ you quit beating? Why is the Hawaiian restaurant in my town the best place to get poutine? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/69 "2015-08-31T13:39:16Z")
Why are Canadians so damn charismatic? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/70 "2015-08-31T15:12:41Z")
Is sex any fun? ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/71 "2015-08-31T15:27:10Z")
Why did it take me so long to notice the anus right there in the middle of manuscript? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/72 "2015-09-01T01:29:07Z")
Are the guys in U2 Irish, or what? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/73 "2015-09-20T18:18:27Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > When, O when, Lord, will we live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without having its motives questioned? **Elendil’s Heir** sounds like a very Jeremiah here. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/74 "2015-09-21T20:23:51Z")
So, you want to major in evolutionary biology at Oral Roberts University? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/75 "2015-10-06T01:01:20Z")
Why is Donald Trump so damn humble? ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/76 "2015-10-08T01:52:34Z")
If I eat pasta until I’m full, and then I eat antipasto, will I become hungry again? ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/77 "2015-10-14T13:30:08Z")
Why do some baseball stadiums have a dirt path leading from the pitcher’s mound to home plate, and some don’t? ---
**Author:** ![MrQwertyasd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9d8465/32.png) [@MrQwertyasd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrQwertyasd)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/78 "2015-11-05T11:28:48Z")
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck worked out regularly ? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/79 "2015-11-05T16:21:49Z")
Where you can you find a good woodchuck gym around here? ---
**Author:** ![glowacks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/glowacks/32/5548_2.png) [@glowacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glowacks)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/80 "2016-02-19T05:00:32Z")
How long does a thread have to remain dormant to be considered a zombie? ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/81 "2016-02-21T04:36:30Z")
How come candidates wait so long before starting to campaign? ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raq-rarely-asked-questions/711954/82 "2016-02-24T10:22:41Z")
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